"BRADENTON, Fla. — When sheriff's deputies allegedly discovered bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man's buttocks, they said he gave a quick explanation. Manatee County deputies said Raymond Stanley Roberts told them "The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is." Deputies stopped the 25-year-old Wednesday in Bradenton for speeding. Officers said they smelled marijuana and searched him. That's when they allegedly found a bag of marijuana between Roberts' buttocks. Officers then discovered another bag in there; the report said it contained 27 pieces of rock cocaine, also known as crack. The Bradenton Herald reported Roberts was arrested for drug possession and has bonded out of jail. The person who answered Friday at a phone number listed for Roberts said it wasn't his." Fla. man denies cocaine found in buttocks is his - U.S. news - Weird news - msnbc.com All I can say is... Yeah, that defense is gonna fly.
I can't tell you how many times I've gone to bed and woke up with something someone put in my crack. I believe him.
