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Your Mom's Lover's List

Discussion in 'Discussion' started by MMM, Nov 6, 2006.

  1. MMM Enjoy In Moderation

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    This is where we will now post the "Your Mom's Lover List" Calls.. Here is the first one from Now 6, 2006. This guy calls and makes comments about "your mom".



  2. jpa Special Members

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    "Hey Good Morning. Hey you know what they let me do at the polling booth this morning. Your Mom!"
  3. Lynniebits I'm back did you miss me...I brought my pencil

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    "Hey are you guys behind CYM?" What's CYM? "Cloning your mom."
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    "Good Morning! I dont believe in hitting my kids, but I'm not above poking your mom"
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    "Hey Good Morning! Hey Jeremy's head may be in a tree stand, but mine is in your mom!"
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    "Hey Good Morning! I had an accident in the shower this morning, I slipped on a bar of soap and bruised Your Mom"
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    "Hey Good Morning! We have something common, your in Springfield now, your in Witchita now, and I am in Your Mom now"
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    "Hey good morning. I've been trying to fit your mom into this call, but all I've come up with is fitting into your mom"
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    "Hey Good Morning. I was in line this morning. I got layed and it was outside your mom's house"
  10. ob1 oh bee one

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    Nice work on the list j! :rule:
  11. Thender TnTU Guru

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    YML: "Hey good morning! Can I share a Thanksgiving story with ya? Last year, when your Mom bent over to get the turkey out of the oven, MY timer popped up!"
  12. KUfan_Donnie Recovering Gambling Addict

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    YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, this Thanksgiving your mom wants me to do all the stuffin'."
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    YML- "Hey Good Morning. When the dollar coins come out would Your Mom trade 10 Washington for a diekman"
  14. Thender TnTU Guru

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    YML: "Hey good morning! Your Mom doesn't accept food stamps, but she does take American Express!"
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    YML: "Hey good morning! With the women in my room it would have to be called Moms Room!"
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    YML: "Hey good morning! I just wanted to say thanks for your Mom giving so much this weekend!"
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    YML: "Hey good morning! Hey I found a place for me........ In your Mom!"
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    CML: "Hey good morning! You were talking about ripping off a blind man? I ripped the clothes off your Mom!"
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    YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey Doctor Ed, have you ever heard of this drug, Its called Euramaham."
    Doc Ed- "Eura.....no i have not"
    YML- "I dont know, I was just wondering of it would have any effect if i was on Eura(Your) Mom"
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    YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey I'm not Hollywood or Meth- cultured, but I've seen Your Mom boobs"

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