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Old Lady Arrested for Keeping Ball

Remember the neighbors yard that you had to sneak into to retrieve your ball?

This one got cuffed.

89-Year-Old Woman Arrested For Taking Ball - News Story - WEWS Cleveland
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Re: Old Lady Arrested for Keeping Ball

Crazy Bitch !!!!
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Re: Old Lady Arrested for Keeping Ball

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Erm... crotchety, maybe. But...if the old lady has already shown a propensity to be pissy and keep a ball when it lands in her yard, I might do my best to keep it OUT of her yard. I guess maybe I'm getting old. I see both sides.
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Re: Old Lady Arrested for Keeping Ball

Next time cover the ball in dog shit and kick it into her yard...
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Re: Old Lady Arrested for Keeping Ball

My halloween display got vandalized...
there's no fence in my backyard nor the neighbors
the neighbor's front yard is fenced in and full of toys and dog poop
the kids seem to think my yard is theirs
i'm going to start keeping their balls

my halloween display before


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No image Lilly...
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i'm going to start keeping their balls
Being a woman you are accustomed to doing things like that....
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Re: Old Lady Arrested for Keeping Ball

They talked about this on TnT yesterday, and Travis suggested the lady report the kids for trespassing.

Don't you have to actually enter someone's property to be charged with trespassing? What if they just want their ball back? Can they actually charge her with theft if they can't prove the ball is theirs?

Maybe I'm thinking about this too much
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Re: Old Lady Arrested for Keeping Ball

unless they took a magic marker and wrote their name on it, I think they are ass out...
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Re: Old Lady Arrested for Keeping Ball

if you click on the blocked block, the the pic should come up...

my stepfather's crazy (dead) aunt told tale of a loony she ran into at burger king
the woman sat in her booth where she'd left her shopping bags
when the aunt returned and, of course, was more than miffed
the loony woman responed that they were her bags since they had
her name on them
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how do you argue that?
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Re: Old Lady Arrested for Keeping Ball

who had the receopt ?
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Would suck if the receipt was in the bag.
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Re: Old Lady Arrested for Keeping Ball

BLUE ASH, Ohio -- Charges were dropped Wednesday evening against an 89-year-old Blue Ash woman charged with stealing a football from some neighbor children.


Edna Jester was charged earlier this week with petty theft for refusing to return a child's football that landed in her yard, but City Solicitor Mark Vanderlaan and City Prosecutor Mark Arnzen said they lacked sufficient culpability to prosecute.
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Re: Old Lady Arrested for Keeping Ball

I bet her house gets egged on the 31st.
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Re: Old Lady Arrested for Keeping Ball

she should set a web cam up outside
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