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Old 04-04-2007   #1
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Falling woman saved by pile of...

BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese woman survived a plunge from a sixth-floor balcony thanks to a convenient pile of excrement which broke her fall, local media said.

The accident happened when the woman was hanging out laundry on Monday in Nanjing, capital of the eastern province of Jiangsu, the Kuaibao tabloid said on its Web site (www.kuaibao.net).

"Workers happened to be emptying the building's septic tank, which had not been tended for a long time and had regularly blocked sewage pipes," the newspaper said.

"She probably stretched out too far and fell ... right on to a 20 cm-thick heap of excrement."

The woman suffered only slight injuries, the newspaper said.

In March, a six-year-old girl broke only her left leg when she fell six floors on to a pile of snow in the northeastern province of Heilongjiang.


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Re: Falling woman saved by pile of...

Another shitty story....

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Re: Falling woman saved by pile of...

Nasty story. How long would it take to get that smell off of yourself? Too long I'm sure.
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Re: Falling woman saved by pile of...

talk about complete freaking luck
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Re: Falling woman saved by pile of...

^so sometimes shitty luck is actually a good thing?

...I mean, in this particular instance...then again, you DID land in shit. But you walked away from the fall...

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Re: Falling woman saved by pile of...

These shitty threads are everywhere!!!
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Re: Falling woman saved by pile of...

Holy crap Batman, nice landing!
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