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| Bikinis Sell Coffee In Oregon A coffee shop in Oregons state capital where the lattes are served up by female baristas wearing bikini tops has drawn attention throughout the country. Why? Because sex sells. Not only does it apparently sell coffee, it sells newspapers. Or Web hits. Or just about anything really. Its unfortunate that women have to dress in skimpy outfits to increase profit margins at a tiny coffee stand, but its reality. Coffee Nation owners Adam Marshall and Steven Rotan in Salem say they decided they needed an edge when the state required they install a median that would block left-turn access into their business, the Statesman Journal reported. So to attract customers, they decided to have their six female employees wear swimsuit tops. Its really worked, said Marshall, 28, according to the Journal. Our profits are going up every day. They intend to keep up the promotion through the summer as part of a tropical theme that includes a man-made beach and lounge chairs out front. Sales have doubled to about $1,000 a day since the bikinis have arrived, the Journal reported. --- Original Article: Bikinis Sell Coffee In Oregon | Bend | New West Network News Source: New West Network | Colorado, Idaho, Montana, New Mexico, Utah, Wyoming
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| Re: Bikinis Sell Coffee In Oregon yeah but if the coffee tastes like shit, it would be almost pointless to go get coffee from there. Sorry I just have my priorities, coffee then boobies. |
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bullshit! If a drink sucks, and sucks bad, I'm not a happy camper, even with a nice set of cans waved in my face. I'm more polite about alchol, but seriously, how can anybody fuck up something as simple as coffee?  Hmm lets see, good ground coffee goes into filter, hot water is poured into said filter at a tempiture and rate that doesn't cause the filter to overflow, coffee goes into cup, not fucking rocket science. Ok well maby I'm a bit groutchy on how my coffee tastes, because if you gotta look for a dead cat to lick it's ass in the process of getting the taste out of your mouth, obviously something is wrong. And titties aren't going to fix it. | |
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| Re: Bikinis Sell Coffee In Oregon i had coffee once that tasted like an ashtray i asked for a refund even if the barrista were nekked i'd still as for a refund
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| Re: Bikinis Sell Coffee In Oregon All I know is this. I don't drink coffee, but I'd go just for the BOOOOOOOOOOOBIES! 
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| Re: Bikinis Sell Coffee In Oregon  Yup...  Boooooooooooooooooooooooooobies!!!!!!
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| Re: Bikinis Sell Coffee In Oregon ^ditto
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| Re: Bikinis Sell Coffee In Oregon yeah get laid by somebody that actually knows how to make a decent cup of coffee |
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| Re: Bikinis Sell Coffee In Oregon maybe i'd go for crappy coffee if they were nekked but if you wanna see people in swimclothes go to a swimming pool and buy a decient cuppa joe at the quickie mart
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