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"Bird Poop Facial"

I guess this is the latest craze:

New York City Spa Offers New Skin Care Geisha Facial Treatment "Bird Poop Facial"


SHIZUKA new york Spa is run by master aesthetician Shizuka Bernstein and offers the latest trend in skin care, the Geisha Facial. The new facial treatment is made from Nightingale droppings and has been coined the Bird Poop Facial by fans and curious spectators.

This latest skin care innovation is the secret to true Geisha beauty. The Geisha "Bird Poop" Facial "is made with all natural ingredients, including Japanese Rice Bran to brighten and soften skin complexion using natural enzymes," explains Bernstein. "The most important ingredient is Uguisu no Fun, or powdered Nightingale Droppings, which is an old secret ingredient of the traditional kabuki actors and Geisha used to remove makeup."

The Geisha Facial is named after the Geisha who have always been known for their clear porcelain, unblemished complexion. This beautiful appearance was later found to cause chronic skin problems because of the zinc in their facial powder. Geisha found a unique remedy when they discovered that the Uguisu no Fun could not only be used to remove makeup but also to brighten, heal and retexturize their skin.
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Wow.....that's uhhhh......
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Holy bird shit Batman!

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Next thing we'll hear is people are getting bird flu from their facial. Heh.
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Re: "Bird Poop Facial"

i believe it is whale vomit that is a common ingredient in perfume
many eyeshadows use ground butterfly wings
natural red coloring in foods is a ground up bug from africa
birds nest soup, made from bird spit
... and honey...
eggs, chicken period
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And women say men are pigs.
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Honey, Chickens don't shit eggs....
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