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Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex

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Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex

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Yes, I know a guy that went gay when he didn't get any action with the ladies, unfortunately, he didn't have much luck with the guys either. I told him to try animals or something.

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Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex

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I voted 103 year old virgin.

Hey - she can take her teeth out! :D
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Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex

I hate to bump old topics but this one cracked me up

I'd rather have gay sex then fuck a 103 year old nasty broad and a headless woman would be kinda strange

The only reason I am picking the gay sex one is because you have to pick one

If I had to have gay sex with anyone it would be Taylor Kitsch even tho he's straight
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I hate to bump old topics but this one cracked me up

I'd rather have gay sex then fuck a 103 year old nasty broad and a headless woman would be kinda strange

The only reason I am picking the gay sex one is because you have to pick one

If I had to have gay sex with anyone it would be Taylor Kitsch even tho he's straight

I find it ironic that you chose to bring up an old topic that involves gay sex....
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Now you have Drac confused....
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Drac is always confused
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Yep,uh huh...uh huh....

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Drac is just trying to connect with you....
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Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex

Regardless gents I'd still rather have the gay sex over fucking a 103 yr old and a headless chick

a headless chick is dead and a 103 that'd be so bad I'd vomit for months on end...

I'd only have the gay sex if the other guy was Taylor Kitsch and he's straight anyways
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I already knew I was a tad crazy vikingsfan...

Ha....
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Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex

Good yet interesting question none the less gentlemen...

At least with the guy I would be comfortable knowing he'd enjoy it while women tend to critique your performance...

Later Fellas...
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Also fellas interesting sidebar question I have...more for curiousity but none the less if you chose the gay sex how much liquor would ya have to have in ya?
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Also fellas interesting sidebar question I have...more for curiousity but none the less if you chose the gay sex how much liquor would ya have to have in ya?
Several factors to take into account? How ugly is the guy? How close to HWP is he? Age differential?

But if you are referring to an 8, close to my age, on a scale of 1-10, very drunk! (>0.15 BAC)

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Several factors to take into account? How ugly is the guy? How close to HWP is he? Age differential?

But if you are referring to an 8, close to my age, on a scale of 1-10, very drunk! (>0.15 BAC)

If you are interested Seth, get back to me!
Ha Ha Vikingsfan

Don't know if you could keep up with me but uh...


Well let's say this is the guy you had to have the gay sex with and btw the guy is straight in real life... it's actor Taylor Kitsch

http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w...h/00043tcy.jpg


Kitsch is the guy I'd choose to have gay sex with....


btw what does HWP mean?
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