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Headless Chick / Dude (dead!) 7 33.33%
103 year old virgin (alive!) 6 28.57%
Gay sex (alive!) 8 38.10%
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Old 06-09-2009   #51
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Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex

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Ha Ha Vikingsfan

Don't know if you could keep up with me but uh...


Well let's say this is the guy you had to have the gay sex with and btw the guy is straight in real life... it's actor Taylor Kitsch

http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w...h/00043tcy.jpg


Kitsch is the guy I'd choose to have gay sex with....


btw what does HWP mean?
HWP - height-to-weight proportion. For example, this guy is not HWP http://img.mediaspanonline.com/6718/3317404.jpg
Would you do him? There is not enough liquor in the world where I would want to do that.

Your choice, as long as I am topping and drunk and have to make a choice between him and the 103-year-old woman or headless dead chick, I'd tap him.
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Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex

Yeah I gotta agree there's not enough liquor in the world for any guy to wanna do Larry The Cable Guy

All tho in the gay world he'd probably be a Bear...

Yeah I think if I had to choose one outta the three I'd tap my choice as well...
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Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex

found a penis in the pic and had to remove it, I know you're disappointed
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Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex

I'm just giving you guys a heads up
there is a place out there for straight guys who are willing to go gay
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Is there a place for gay,old,truck drivers,who also are vampires ???
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