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Dave · 10-13-2008

You don't have an option, you gotta do one, you don't get to "see" any of your coupling partners, so it can't depend on any circumstances. So which one is it?

Discussion from this thread...
Who would you do... A 105 yr old man/woman, or have gay sex ?

**mike** · 10-13-2008

cool, thanks Dave !!

**Bud** · 10-13-2008

I'll take the headless chick.

Then she can't talk.

**Thender** · 10-13-2008

Can't scream either...

lilyvon schtupp · 10-13-2008

if she's headless, wouldn't that also make her dead?
i chose the gay sex options since i'm a chick
and lesbian sex is always hot

lilyvon schtupp · 10-13-2008

on the other hand
is the 103 year old virgin super rich like anna nichole's dead husband?

**mike** · 10-13-2008

You don't know. Maybe,maybe not

**Bud** · 10-13-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by lilyvon schtupp

if she's headless, wouldn't that also make her dead?

Hypothetically she is alive.

Quote:

Originally Posted by lilyvon schtupp

i chose the gay sex options since i'm a chick
and lesbian sex is always hot

**dracula** · 10-13-2008

Definately the headless chick.....

Dave · 10-14-2008

No, the headless chick is dead, and it should be a headless "guy" if you're voting as a chick.

**mike** · 10-14-2008

If she is headless, then wouldn't she be dead anyways ?

Dave · 10-14-2008

Yeah, that's what I mean, being headless and alive would make it more desirable, wouldn't it?

**mike** · 10-14-2008

"headless and alive"? No, that is just freakier than the 105 yr old

Dave · 10-14-2008

But if she was alive.... you could put one of those styrofoam heads that they mount wigs on, on her body, and then maybe draw a picture of Uma Thurman on it, or maybe Newt Gingrich, and then GO TO TOWN!

**mike** · 10-14-2008

Damn Dave, do YOU have a fetish ??

**Bud** · 10-14-2008

Newt?

lilyvon schtupp · 10-14-2008

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Originally Posted by Dave

But if she was alive.... you could put one of those styrofoam heads that they mount wigs on, on her body, and then maybe draw a picture of Uma Thurman on it, or maybe Newt Gingrich, and then GO TO TOWN!

i don't think the styrofoam head would make a difference if they were alive or dead, really
a live headless body might resist the fake head, then you'd have to hold it down or tie it up
of course, you might have that problem with any of these sinarios

**Thender** · 10-14-2008

OK... over thinking going on here...

harmany · 10-15-2008

lilyvon schtupp · 10-15-2008

what if you combined all 3 into one
a headless 103 year old gay virgin?

**mike** · 10-15-2008

Then you have serious issues !!!!

**Thender** · 10-15-2008

Don't think there is such a thing as a gay virgin... Well there might be a Catholic priest here or there....

**dracula** · 10-15-2008

View Poll Results: Choose one for sex
Headless Chick / Dude (dead!)	7	38.89%
103 year old virgin (alive!)	6	33.33%
Gay sex (alive!)	5	27.78%
Voters: 18. You may not vote on this poll

10-13-2008	#1
Dave A 39 and a half foot pole! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 39 Posts: 6,868 Throcks: 9,015.13 Thanks: 933 Thanked 1,902 Times in 359 Posts	A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex You don't have an option, you gotta do one, you don't get to "see" any of your coupling partners, so it can't depend on any circumstances. So which one is it? Discussion from this thread... Who would you do... A 105 yr old man/woman, or have gay sex ? __________________ Speedway! ~ Spin-out! ~ Crypto-Logic! YetAnotherGreatBandName.com Questions, comments, concerns?

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10-14-2008	#10
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