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Headless Chick / Dude (dead!) 7 38.89%
103 year old virgin (alive!) 6 33.33%
Gay sex (alive!) 5 27.78%
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A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex

You don't have an option, you gotta do one, you don't get to "see" any of your coupling partners, so it can't depend on any circumstances. So which one is it?

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Who would you do... A 105 yr old man/woman, or have gay sex ?
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cool, thanks Dave !!
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I'll take the headless chick.

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Can't scream either...
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Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex

if she's headless, wouldn't that also make her dead?
i chose the gay sex options since i'm a chick
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Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex

on the other hand
is the 103 year old virgin super rich like anna nichole's dead husband?
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You don't know. Maybe,maybe not
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Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex

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if she's headless, wouldn't that also make her dead?
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Definately the headless chick.....
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Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex

No, the headless chick is dead, and it should be a headless "guy" if you're voting as a chick.
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Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex

If she is headless, then wouldn't she be dead anyways ?
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Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex

Yeah, that's what I mean, being headless and alive would make it more desirable, wouldn't it?
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"headless and alive"? No, that is just freakier than the 105 yr old
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Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex

But if she was alive.... you could put one of those styrofoam heads that they mount wigs on, on her body, and then maybe draw a picture of Uma Thurman on it, or maybe Newt Gingrich, and then GO TO TOWN!
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Damn Dave, do YOU have a fetish ??
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But if she was alive.... you could put one of those styrofoam heads that they mount wigs on, on her body, and then maybe draw a picture of Uma Thurman on it, or maybe Newt Gingrich, and then GO TO TOWN!
i don't think the styrofoam head would make a difference if they were alive or dead, really
a live headless body might resist the fake head, then you'd have to hold it down or tie it up
of course, you might have that problem with any of these sinarios
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OK... over thinking going on here...
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what if you combined all 3 into one
a headless 103 year old gay virgin?
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Then you have serious issues !!!!
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Don't think there is such a thing as a gay virgin... Well there might be a Catholic priest here or there....
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