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| Headless Chick / Dude (dead!) |     | 7 | 33.33% |
| 103 year old virgin (alive!) |    | 6 | 28.57% |
| Gay sex (alive!) |    | 8 | 38.10% |
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 | A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex You don't have an option, you gotta do one, you don't get to "see" any of your coupling partners, so it can't depend on any circumstances. So which one is it? Discussion from this thread... Who would you do... A 105 yr old man/woman, or have gay sex ?
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| Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex I'll take the headless chick.  Then she can't talk.  |
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| Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex Can't scream either... 
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| Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex if she's headless, wouldn't that also make her dead? i chose the gay sex options since i'm a chick and lesbian sex is always hot
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| Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex on the other hand is the 103 year old virgin super rich like anna nichole's dead husband?
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| Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex You don't know. Maybe,maybe not
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| Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex Definately the headless chick.....
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| Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex No, the headless chick is dead, and it should be a headless "guy" if you're voting as a chick.
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| Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex If she is headless, then wouldn't she be dead anyways ? 
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| Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex Yeah, that's what I mean, being headless and alive would make it more desirable, wouldn't it?
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| Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex "headless and alive"? No, that is just freakier than the 105 yr old 
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| Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex But if she was alive.... you could put one of those styrofoam heads that they mount wigs on, on her body, and then maybe draw a picture of Uma Thurman on it, or maybe Newt Gingrich, and then GO TO TOWN!
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| Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex Damn Dave, do YOU have a fetish ?? 
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a live headless body might resist the fake head, then you'd have to hold it down or tie it up of course, you might have that problem with any of these sinarios
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| Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex what if you combined all 3 into one a headless 103 year old gay virgin?
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| Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex Then you have serious issues !!!!
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| Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex Don't think there is such a thing as a gay virgin... Well there might be a Catholic priest here or there....
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  | Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex I voted 103 year old virgin. Hey - she can take her teeth out! :D
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