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Headless Chick / Dude (dead!) 7 33.33%
103 year old virgin (alive!) 6 28.57%
Gay sex (alive!) 8 38.10%
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A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex
You don't have an option, you gotta do one, you don't get to "see" any of your coupling partners, so it can't depend on any circumstances. So which one is it?

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Who would you do... A 105 yr old man/woman, or have gay sex ?
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cool, thanks Dave !!
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Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex
I'll take the headless chick.

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Can't scream either...
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Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex
if she's headless, wouldn't that also make her dead?
i chose the gay sex options since i'm a chick
and lesbian sex is always hot
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Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex
on the other hand
is the 103 year old virgin super rich like anna nichole's dead husband?
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You don't know. Maybe,maybe not
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if she's headless, wouldn't that also make her dead?
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Definately the headless chick.....
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Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex
No, the headless chick is dead, and it should be a headless "guy" if you're voting as a chick.
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If she is headless, then wouldn't she be dead anyways ?
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Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex
Yeah, that's what I mean, being headless and alive would make it more desirable, wouldn't it?
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"headless and alive"? No, that is just freakier than the 105 yr old
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Re: A headless chick, a 103 year old virgin, or gay sex
But if she was alive.... you could put one of those styrofoam heads that they mount wigs on, on her body, and then maybe draw a picture of Uma Thurman on it, or maybe Newt Gingrich, and then GO TO TOWN!
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Damn Dave, do YOU have a fetish ??
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But if she was alive.... you could put one of those styrofoam heads that they mount wigs on, on her body, and then maybe draw a picture of Uma Thurman on it, or maybe Newt Gingrich, and then GO TO TOWN!
i don't think the styrofoam head would make a difference if they were alive or dead, really
a live headless body might resist the fake head, then you'd have to hold it down or tie it up
of course, you might have that problem with any of these sinarios
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OK... over thinking going on here...
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what if you combined all 3 into one
a headless 103 year old gay virgin?
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Don't think there is such a thing as a gay virgin... Well there might be a Catholic priest here or there....
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I voted 103 year old virgin.

Hey - she can take her teeth out! :D
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