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ob1

I vote for Matt...with Ranch dipping sauce

Dave

And maybe some fava beans!

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Lil' Bunny F.U.

Aww Dave, a man after my own liver. Err....*goes back to corner*

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2ox

I'm somewhat fascinated by the choices everyone is making. Clearly its not based on survival instinct, but seems to be deeply seeded in prejudices and stereotypes. Is Trav the one you love to hate so he becomes an easy target? And Higgins? Well lawyers eat their own young, so why not eat a lawyer.

And how would you choose to dine on you recently deceased boatmate? Can the sight of Travs back hair be overcome? You certainly coudn't start a fire on your vessel in order to singe it off. With Higgins I suppose you could hang him over the side like you would a six pack of beer while tubing on the Platte. And when he becomes a bloated pasty white you could slice him up to dry in the sun. Lawyer jerky?

Its interesting fodder for thought.

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Dave

Somebody forgot to add Jessica Dol to the list too, but I will...

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Lil' Bunny F.U.

Honey you put way too much thought into that. Now if you really want to get technical, I'd go for the ones that work out as they would have more muscle versus fat. Would be easier to um, prepare/dry. Once again I do stand by my decision to go with Higgins though, the whole refinement thingy.

As for hanging Higgins over the side, I was thinking "Well gee, wouldn't the sharks get him?" but yeah that one left quickly. Heh heh, yeah again I'll be nice.

And yeah, I'd leave Jdol off only cause you KNOW what people are gonna say about eating her.

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2ox

fat = high caloric intake

chances of survival prolonged.

lean = high protein

Dr Adkins sez you'll lose weight....die sooner

sharks = lawyers

sharks won't eat their own

I rest my case your honor.......

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Lil' Bunny F.U.

*Runs over ox's feet* Anyhow, wouldn't the fat spoil sooner? You can dry meat out but there's not much you can do with the fat. Where's Doc Ed when you need him??

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2ox

I agree this would be a good question for DrEd.

I would think that human flesh is basically the same as bovine. Remove the fat, you remove the tenderness and most of the flavor. Fats and oils can be used as preservatives.

btw

next time you dine at a restaurant and they put your name on a waiting list. Tell them your last name is Donner.

When the call you for your table,

"Donner party of five"

works well with a young host/hostess

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Lil' Bunny F.U.

*cleans up coffee* Ok that would be too fun. I'm gonna have to try that now!!

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2 pumps and a quiver

I chose Todd because quite honestly, if I was stranded on an island and had to survive. I would like to have the residual pot in his system to keep me high and I could also take his stash after he was eaten. The next would have to be Higgins because if he defends a person that killed his girlfriend and gets him off similar to how those lawyers got O.J. off well then he deserves to be eaten as well.

allencarney

mmm... I'd love to eat craig
if you know what i mean...

Lil' Bunny F.U.

Did ya hear that, better to have more muscle! w00t!

....and edit...I can't believe I was happy hearing that I might have been right.

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2ox

I think the good Doctor was misquoted

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Lil' Bunny F.U.

Hense the clarification, I "might" be right. We'll see eh? *licks*

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JDol

I had to vote for myself, especially with the chocolate lotion I have been wearing lately - but I will admit that I would eat a few of the guys on this list

Daphne

I'd have to go with Craig salt and pepper hair...
flavor...

Dave

That's HOT!

I think Higgins has more votes because some people may think that he's some kind of Grade A Prime Beef since he seems to take care of himself with hand lotions and delicate bathing techniques, as well as manicures.

More people might "like" Larry the Cable Guy, but that doesn't mean you'd want him on your dinner plate, especially after eating all those models' turds and all.

You could consume Matt with a false sense of security in believing you wouldn't get Hoof in Mouth disease or Mad Cow.

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ob1

You're tasty no matter what you wear!

Lil' Bunny F.U.

Hmmm good point Dave. I guess I was looking at poor Matt in a Kobe Beef feed em beer and massage kindof way. *blinks* um, don't go there, you all know what I mean.

And Jess, I'm straight, but that is freeken hot. Don't suppose they make any berry flavors?

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2ox

Jess, it would be unfortunate if you and your chocolate goodness were the first to die on the boat. However, the bright side would be treating you like a large fudge bar.




Now Dave has to stay home for a few days because of your post.

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shutterbug

ummmmmmmm

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Logan

during the week i would eat trav. he's like the chicken breast patty you put in the microwave for a minute. it doesn't look that great but somehow one isn't hungry after eating it.

my saturday evening meal would consist of higgins. before the meal i would have a tumbler of 18 year old single malt glenn fiddich. i would roast him over an open pit of warm coals for at least 24 hours. then i'd grind him up and make him into chilli just like i do to deer vinison. that's the only way to cover up the gamey taste.

yo mama

I am not hungry. Maybe later.