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MMM · 08-22-2006

So if you are stranded in a boat or crashed in the mountains with someone from TnT and would have to eat them to survive (cannibalism). Who would it be?? Please explain your answer...

(No I didn't come up with this on my own. It was a request.)

lilyvon schtupp · 08-22-2006

i'd prolly start with the ones that have died... if more than one died then i'd start with the one closest to me and work my way down
if no one died, then i'd have to kill the closest one to me and work my way down... of course, i'd share

**Bud** · 08-22-2006

It was a toss up between Trav and Higgins. I would have to go with the person that eats the best meals. Gotta have quality meat. Trav wins due to a little more weight. I'm guessing his meat would be marbled whichs adds to tenderness and juicyness.

lilyvon schtupp · 08-22-2006

oops, i didn't see that this was a poll
in that case
all the above applies other than that i can't start with black tony
because...
(wait for it...)

once you go black, you don't go back

hahahaha, i kill myself
ta da

**Thender** · 08-22-2006

I had to go wth higgins. I'd have to eat the lawyer first..

jpa · 08-22-2006

i guess i would stick with the lawyer as well

**mike** · 08-22-2006

M, if you are coming up with polls like this, you need to upgrade your meds.

shutterbug · 08-22-2006

I might want the lawyer later for lawsuit purposes

MMM · 08-22-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by lilyvon schtupp

i'd prolly start with the ones that have died... if more than one died then i'd start with the one closest to me and work my way down
if no one died, then i'd have to kill the closest one to me and work my way down... of course, i'd share

I am not asking you which one you want to kill first - if they were all dead which one would you eat first..and why??

josh · 08-22-2006

higgins. no reason just because.

gatorboy · 08-23-2006

it would be Tyler cause he has a big head and you can eat the brain for least a month, his head is like an orange on a toothpick, its like sputnick, quick pointy and fast, he will be crying tonight on his big pillow, dont let him borrow a sweatshirt, when he puts it on it will stretch the collar luv ya, besides eating todd would like smoking grass for one month non-stop and you would be too lazy to build a fire to cook him

**Thender** · 08-23-2006

I never thought of that. Good point Gator

Lil' Bunny F.U. · 08-23-2006

As adorable as I think Matt is, I'd have to go with him. He has that "refined" taste in life, maybe he'd be "refined" in terms of this.

*looks at bagel* Yeah I've lost my appetite.

Daphne · 08-23-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by MMM

I am not asking you which one you want to kill first - if they were all dead which one would you eat first..and why??

2ox · 08-23-2006

With little guilt about eating another human being it would be Prodigy. Anyone who preys on the old and sickly for profit would be fairly easy to swallow.

Besides, Prodigy is a man of great stature not only physically but in the community. I think he would want me to eat him. He's clearly the practical choice.

And MMM.......submitting Brian as a choice to be eaten is just sick.

Tommyboy · 08-23-2006

I had to go with Black Tony because I like chicken (Dark meat) & I think he would taste A little funny and I would need A good laugh right about then Don't ya think??????

And thats just before I'd hurl and I'd have to start all over again on someone else!! Besides I'd rather have I live Calander girl to eat!!!!!!!!!!

Matthew Higgins · 08-23-2006

You know, I am having a hard time giving thoughtful reflection to my feelings about being eaten. When I consider that people may actually be going through the mental gymnastics of EATING ME--I mean, Jesus Christ, have you given thought on how I might be dispatched, prepared, served hot or cold (has a dipping sauce been considered--or a side dish?)?

And I am second menu to Trav? As an aside, Trav would be my pick: Sapphire Gin, Ball Park Franks and the transconsubstantiated body of the Lord Jesus Christ probably makes for some mighty fine marbling.

Thank you for considering me for dinner.

**Thender** · 08-23-2006

I'm gonna start traveling with packets of french dipping sauce just in case...

Lil' Bunny F.U. · 08-23-2006

Well now that I've picked myself up from laughing so hard, that was quite possibly the most amusing thing I've read today!

And as many jokes as I could make about eating you (yes the derby girl is gonna behave), I'll stick with just one bad one. I'd serve you with a nice chianti and some fava beans.

Matthew Higgins · 08-23-2006

That's all I have to say until Friday. You guys are A.O.K.

MMM · 08-23-2006

See and some of you thought Matt was going to be upset with me for posting this thread...

Matt - That was very funny..

Thanks I needed a laugh. I don't think you will be able to top that on Friday..but I will definitely be listening to find out.

jpa · 08-24-2006

Dave · 08-24-2006

If you're Catholic, you'd better choose Trav, because the multitudes of The Hosts in his system would give you absolution from all the masses you'll miss.

sutty · 08-24-2006

Trav would be my choice

Daphne · 08-25-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matthew Higgins

You know, I am having a hard time giving thoughtful reflection to my feelings about being eaten. When I consider that people may actually be going through the mental gymnastics of EATING ME--I mean, Jesus Christ, have you given thought on how I might be dispatched, prepared, served hot or cold (has a dipping sauce been considered--or a side dish?)?

And I am second menu to Trav? As an aside, Trav would be my pick: Sapphire Gin, Ball Park Franks and the transconsubstantiated body of the Lord Jesus Christ probably makes for some mighty fine marbling.

Thank you for considering me for dinner.

well said

View Poll Results: Which TnT member would you prefer to eat to survive?
Todd	2	5.13%
Tyler	2	5.13%
Craig	3	7.69%
Jeremy	1	2.56%
Travis	8	20.51%
Prodigy	3	7.69%
Black Tony	2	5.13%
Higgins	11	28.21%
Midget Brian	2	5.13%
Austin Anderson	0	0%
Jessica Dol	5	12.82%
Voters: 39. You may not vote on this poll

08-22-2006	#1
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,344.39 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Which TnT member would taste best? So if you are stranded in a boat or crashed in the mountains with someone from TnT and would have to eat them to survive (cannibalism). Who would it be?? Please explain your answer... (No I didn't come up with this on my own. It was a request.) Last edited by MMM; 08-22-2006 at 02:48 PM.

08-22-2006	#2
lilyvon schtupp i ride the short bus because i'm Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky Posts: 1,727 Throcks: 2,723.56 Thanks: 72 Thanked 1,980 Times in 374 Posts	Re: Which TnT member would taste best? i'd prolly start with the ones that have died... if more than one died then i'd start with the one closest to me and work my way down if no one died, then i'd have to kill the closest one to me and work my way down... of course, i'd share __________________ "We will NOT allow you to blaspheme The Monkees on this show!"- Todd

08-22-2006	#3
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 13,968 Throcks: 19,283.67 Thanks: 14,465 Thanked 15,350 Times in 3,562 Posts	Re: Which TnT member would taste best? It was a toss up between Trav and Higgins. I would have to go with the person that eats the best meals. Gotta have quality meat. Trav wins due to a little more weight. I'm guessing his meat would be marbled whichs adds to tenderness and juicyness. __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

08-22-2006	#4
lilyvon schtupp i ride the short bus because i'm Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky Posts: 1,727 Throcks: 2,723.56 Thanks: 72 Thanked 1,980 Times in 374 Posts	Re: Which TnT member would taste best? oops, i didn't see that this was a poll in that case all the above applies other than that i can't start with black tony because... (wait for it...) once you go black, you don't go back hahahaha, i kill myself ta da __________________ "We will NOT allow you to blaspheme The Monkees on this show!"- Todd

08-22-2006	#5
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,107 Throcks: 9,385.21 Thanks: 14,833 Thanked 17,099 Times in 4,228 Posts	Re: Which TnT member would taste best? I had to go wth higgins. I'd have to eat the lawyer first.. __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-22-2006	#6
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 7,847 Throcks: 2,508.98 Thanks: 1,237 Thanked 5,605 Times in 1,154 Posts	Re: Which TnT member would taste best? i guess i would stick with the lawyer as well __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

08-22-2006	#7
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,245 Throcks: 6,853.74 Thanks: 16,306 Thanked 9,638 Times in 2,231 Posts	Re: Which TnT member would taste best? M, if you are coming up with polls like this, you need to upgrade your meds. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

08-22-2006	#8
shutterbug Off The Deep End Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32 Posts: 1,174 Throcks: 383.94 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 1 Post	Re: Which TnT member would taste best? I might want the lawyer later for lawsuit purposes __________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

08-22-2006	#10
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,694 Throcks: 358.65 Thanks: 2,945 Thanked 1,054 Times in 198 Posts	Re: Which TnT member would taste best? higgins. no reason just because. __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

08-23-2006	#11
gatorboy TnTU Pre-school Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2 Throcks: 240.02 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	who to eat it would be Tyler cause he has a big head and you can eat the brain for least a month, his head is like an orange on a toothpick, its like sputnick, quick pointy and fast, he will be crying tonight on his big pillow, dont let him borrow a sweatshirt, when he puts it on it will stretch the collar luv ya, besides eating todd would like smoking grass for one month non-stop and you would be too lazy to build a fire to cook him

08-23-2006	#13
Lil' Bunny F.U. Roller wheels of dooooooooom... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Omaha Posts: 485 Throcks: 379.26 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Which TnT member would taste best? As adorable as I think Matt is, I'd have to go with him. He has that "refined" taste in life, maybe he'd be "refined" in terms of this. looks at bagel Yeah I've lost my appetite. __________________ I like to watch people trip. ~~Lil Bunny F.U.

08-23-2006	#15
2ox it makes good good sense Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 45 Posts: 3,645 Throcks: 1,301.94 Thanks: 11 Thanked 611 Times in 128 Posts	Re: Which TnT member would taste best? With little guilt about eating another human being it would be Prodigy. Anyone who preys on the old and sickly for profit would be fairly easy to swallow. Besides, Prodigy is a man of great stature not only physically but in the community. I think he would want me to eat him. He's clearly the practical choice. And MMM.......submitting Brian as a choice to be eaten is just sick. __________________ "I took a look inside your bedroom door...You looked so good lying on your bed...Well, I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love...You said you wanna rock 'n' roll instead"

08-23-2006	#16
Tommyboy TnTU Grade School Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 19 Throcks: 370.37 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Which TnT member would taste best? I had to go with Black Tony because I like chicken (Dark meat) & I think he would taste A little funny and I would need A good laugh right about then Don't ya think?????? And thats just before I'd hurl and I'd have to start all over again on someone else!! Besides I'd rather have I live Calander girl to eat!!!!!!!!!!

08-23-2006	#17
Matthew Higgins Official Round Table Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: West O Posts: 15 Throcks: 360.37 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	You know, I am having a hard time giving thoughtful reflection to my feelings about being eaten. When I consider that people may actually be going through the mental gymnastics of EATING ME--I mean, Jesus Christ, have you given thought on how I might be dispatched, prepared, served hot or cold (has a dipping sauce been considered--or a side dish?)? And I am second menu to Trav? As an aside, Trav would be my pick: Sapphire Gin, Ball Park Franks and the transconsubstantiated body of the Lord Jesus Christ probably makes for some mighty fine marbling. Thank you for considering me for dinner.

08-24-2006	#22
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 7,847 Throcks: 2,508.98 Thanks: 1,237 Thanked 5,605 Times in 1,154 Posts	Re: Which TnT member would taste best? __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

08-24-2006	#23
Dave Wookin Pa Nub Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 39 Posts: 6,843 Throcks: 8,304.21 Thanks: 933 Thanked 1,771 Times in 334 Posts	Re: Which TnT member would taste best? If you're Catholic, you'd better choose Trav, because the multitudes of The Hosts in his system would give you absolution from all the masses you'll miss. __________________ Speedway! ~ Spin-out! ~ Crypto-Logic! YetAnotherGreatBandName.com Questions, comments, concerns?

08-24-2006	#24
sutty TnTU Sophomore Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Falls City, NE Posts: 72 Throcks: 193.73 Thanks: 0 Thanked 15 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Which TnT member would taste best? Trav would be my choice

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