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Be on the receiving end of butt-rape? 9 39.13%
Have your taint super glued to a bicycle seat? 14 60.87%
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Old 05-08-2007   #1
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From a recent Todd and Tyler philosophical discussion....
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That's a no brainer. Acetone will get my package removed from the seat.
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A...due to a lot less trauma
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A...due to a lot less trauma
WHAT?


Please explain.
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If you go off the stories both your taint and lips are superglued to the seat while your house is being robbed so the glue has time to harden, whereas the first one might last a few minutes then you could sue the hell out of the city
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Squeal like a pig !!!!

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If you go off the stories both your taint and lips are superglued to the seat while your house is being robbed so the glue has time to harden, whereas the first one might last a few minutes then you could sue the hell out of the city

exactly what I thought. A civil case against the city, you are going to get paid. Mentally, that all depends on how strong that particular person is.

So, would I get butt raped for a couple million dollars? absolutely. That is more you'll get out of the other.
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nope nope nope
getting raped again is not worth 2 million
i'd rather get glued
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but lily, your not a male. So, it is hard for you to relate.


If this is both sexes, then ok, I understand.
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you think i can't relate to anal rape???
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nonono. I'm talking about getting your balls superglued to an exercise bike. All I'm saying is there is more hardware there.
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ok, i'll give you that
plus the fact that i'll bet most
of you guys aren't shaved in that area
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I hit the wrong damn radio button...I am going with being butt slammed due to the amount of hair in the "taint"al region...
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forgive me, but what's a
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first off......


ok, now, lily the taint is the area between on your case, the end of your vagina and your ass.
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i thought there was another word for that
and it started with a "P"
pernium? maybe
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that might be the "technical" term for it.
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taint = ittaint your ass, and ittaint your balls/pie
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Bunch a fags.
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I just noticed this thread...CLASSIC!!!
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Awesome movie! I went rafting on that river years ago where they filmed Deliverance and the guide said that the locals named the location where that scene was filmed "Sodomy Bend". Hilarious!
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sodomy bend
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definitrly UNSPEAKABLE sex act
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but it needs a location
the boston sodomy bend
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