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This is a short description of the personalities on "the show". New listeners should absorb this material, and expect to be be better educated with the ramblings, recurring topics, and side jokes to "the show". Regular listeners may recall some comedy from past history of some of these facts and stories.
Regulars
 Mike Tyler - Expert subtractor in high school. Steeler fan. Deemed the "Coolest guy on the TnT show". Cradle robbed his first (and current) wife, Becky. Claims George Bush is responsible for the FCC's crackdown on radio indecency. Had a car dealership's Firebird stolen from his driveway. Has porcelain veneer teeth like Travis. Doesn't type that well. Hails from Mechanicsburg PA. Likes "slice of life" movies, and has a "pretty decent" porn collection. 2 children not yet in grade school. Running joke about graduating from Omaha Skutt high school. Has pubic hair that grows "like wildfire". Mispronounces "horrible" as "harrible". Drinks soy milk. Safe word = "Whatever I say, don't stop".
 Todd Brandt - Pee'd the bed while passed out. Viking fan. Pooped in the shower. Deemed the "Smartest guy on the TnT show". Had a vasectomy while Tyler watched. Ex-wife problems/issues, seems to be well versed in court matters. Hails from North Dakota, attended ASU, but didn't graduate. Regular pot smoker. Better typist than Tyler. Has a few teen age kids. Also has a running gag about graduating high school from Omaha Skutt. Had his wife trim his nether regions, and had to lean back on the toilet to have her finish the job. Couldn't correctly dial a phone number if his life depended on it. Safe word = "Punch me in the back of my head".
Craig Evans - Hails from many places such as Arkansas and Springfield, MO. Had a harem of women (8?) on the side, willing to please him at any time of the day. Admitted pot smoker. News guy. Regularly comes up with news stories of high school teachers (female) banging students (teenage boys). His mother alledgedly "gets around" with a certain creepy listener ("'Your Mom' jokes"). Ongoing joke about fathering a child with his sister. Safe word = "Comb the goat"
Travis Justice - aka "Square Foot", aka "TravASS JustASS", aka "Trevor". Cheap. Likes to pass the hat at his parties to buy a keg after the first one (which was free) is empty. Would wear make-up if it was socially acceptable. Beat up his Wassau, WI TV station Boss. Captain Catholic. Son has uncircumcised penis. Wife is a saint. Values houses based on their price per square foot (hence the nickname). Won a Miata at a church raffle. Performs many "lame gigs of the week" without compensation. Has neighbors that are lesbians. Hails from Minden, IA. Seldom takes vacation days and frequently loses his allotment of them at the end of the year. The "moral component" of the TnT show. Wore capri pants to the Z-Bash. Maliciously teased Jeremy about his stepchildren, and how they're "not really his". Closet smoker. Rumored to hang out at Harrah's "Stir" to flirt with women. Married his high school sweetheart, Anjanette, but supposedly had some time with another girlfriend while they were broken up for a short time. Has issues/unresolved conflicts with his father. Thinks Janeane Garofalo is hot. Participated in his Neighborhood Watch program by driving around at night, drinking O'Douhls. Has a lot of back hair. Ficticiously makes $400,000 a year ($500,000 with incentives). As a young boy, pretended that he was a priest, and gave communion. Agrees with Matt Higgins that scooters are a better value than motorcycles, and prefers the Honda Metropolitan. Shaves his arms.
Former Producers
 Producer Jeremy - aka Slaveboy Jeremy, aka "Wipe", aka "Jerry". Brave enough to post his high school picture on z92.com. Played saxophone in high school. Recently married, although her kids aren't his. Has a couple of huge dogs. Dated Z92 jock Jessica Dol. Hails from Columbus, NE (probably hung out at Flying Wheels, and picked up Group Home girls(!)). Likes to hunt. Recently got some kind of laser eye surgery performed. Loves watching bad movies. Safe word = "Not on my face". 10/2002 through 03/02/2007
Beastermaster - Producer from 05/1993 through 08/1997
Donnie Dodge - Producer from 08/1997 through 10/2002. Donnie's Story
Visitors
Dr. Ed Dominguez - Former Omaha area TV doctor, and current resident of Tyler, TX. Answers medical questions about anal fissures with facts and information while the rest of the crew guffaw and giggle at the ailments.
J Medicine Hat - Hypnotist that performs at The Funny Bone regularly. Native American. Drinks hard liquor and loves the cocaine. Stops in from time to time when performing at the funny bone. Shares a "compound" with his girlfriend/wife. Lives a fast lifestyle. Famous quotes: "Higher than Giraffe ass", "That guy was harder than chinese math", "Sweatin' like Tyson doin' a math problem", "Crying like OJ's kids on Mother's day", "If you're gonna hang your dink over the fence, prepare to get slapped". Web Site
 Jessica Dol - Rock jock chick at KEZO Z92. Dated former producer Jeremy. Auditioned for a Reality Show with Brett Michaels on VH1.
Larry the Cable Guy - Got his start on 103.7 The Chris Early Show. After that show folded, Todd and Tyler got calls from him. Lives in Florida, big Husker freak. Likes to fish with Todd. Opens his monologues with "What the hell is thish... Rushhee?", as well as ends his rants with "Git r done!". Web Site Colleen - Manager of the Funny Bone comedy club. Usually appears with the comics that are scheduled to appear at "The Bone" during that week. Had a comedienne that burned down an apartment that The Bone used. The Bone used to exist around 114th and Dodge, but has relocated to Village Pointe, at 168th and Dodge. Web Site
Shawn Gnandt - Shawn is a local comic that travels well. He hails from Columbus (Nebraska) and is not ashamed of his Discoverer heritage, nor his voyages on Lake North. His self biography includes: Born premature, Survived that, Grew up white in a Latino neighborhood in Cleveland, Ohio, Nicknamed "Beaker" from "The Muppets", Beat up at school on daily basis, Lost virginity to black girl, Got weird look from kids, Dropped out of high school, Got angry looks from mother, Moved to Omaha to start comedy career, Got break by house emceeing and working road, Made ass of self on morning radio talk show, Mother not so angry. Still disappointed, Starved from working road, Moved to Los Angeles, Took acting classes, Starved, Went out on auditions and got rejected, Starved, Borrowed money from angry, disappointed mother, Now looking for comedy agent to represent "Work in Progress", Looking forward to meeting agent, Hoping agent has nice day,
Geno - Uses the greeting "Hey faggits!" which is a term of endearment in Brooklyn. Former owner of the Brass Grill 1211 Harney (that was the running joke years ago, you couldn't say The Brass Grill without saying 1211 Harney). Current owner of "Come into my Kitchen" 55th and Leavenworth. Loves horse races, maybe a little too much. Jets fan, from Queens, New York. Pimps out his restaurant once every three sentences. Safe word: "Get the hell off me!". Has a guitar playing buddy from NY named Vinnie Mongaloosa. Makes a Mookie Wilson reference whenever possible. Proud parental unit to twins.
Matt Perrault -aka "Slacks". Big Sports 590 show host. Hails from Boston, loves the Patriots and Red Sox, and will make sure everybody hears that about 5 times on his show. Drives an RX-8. Would like to be a music DJ sometimes, but just for a few of his favorite songs.
 Child Prodigy - (aka) Prodigy (aka) The Gambler, Works in NY and commutes weekly.... Grifter .....First winning football bet was against his brother at the age of 10. Bet him on the Norte Dame replay versus Navy on a Sunday morning in 1977. Gave his brother Navy and 30 points and ND won 43-10. Good Golfer, bad bowler, worse pants..... Safe word = "Parlay"
 Black Tony - Token African American. (aka) White Woman Slayer (aka) Krazee Tony (aka) Credit Damager. Can't play basketball, dodge ball, or bowl. Dates a white woman. Has an obseesion with spinning rims. Traumatized by the words "Pick me up a pack of Kools" since he was a child. Safe word = "The cops are here"
Midget Brian - Token midget.
 Higgins - aka "The Lawyer", aka "The Metrosexual". Matt Higgins, of Cohen Vacanti Higgins Shattuck law firm. The show’s resident Liberal Kill Joy. Talks on a cordless phone while in the bathtub. Looking for a woman without any baggage. His eccentric tastes (he wears scarfs 6 months out of the year, paints abstract art, has little knowledge of sports except professional bicycle racing) draw, justifiably, the friendly ridicule of the other members of the show. Agrees with Travis that scooters are a better value than motorcycles, and prefers the Vespa. A lawyer by profession, details of his professional life can be found at http://www.cvhslaw.com/index3.html.
 Olive - Higgins' dog (love interest?) Olive. Quite possibly the most spoiled lab of all time.
Clete - Clete Blakeman of Blakeman Law. Part time college and NFL Europe Ref, former 'Husker so-so as a quarterback in the 80's. Won't bet on any college or pro football games. Web Site
Events/Miscellaneous
Traveling Dodge Ball All Stars - Members of TnT and friends going to high schools to compete in dodge ball to benefit high school activities. Old school dodge ball, before Hollywood glamorized it.
Gutter Boys - Members of TnT and friends bowling for community charities.
Z-Bash - Annual outdoor concert at Levi Carter Park (Carter Lake), featuring many classic rock bands. Lots of breasts and beer. Drunken shenanigans and stories about Todd and Tyler occur the Monday morning after. Z-Bash was repliaced by FREE Bash at the Anchor Inn due to the cheapness of Journal Broadcast Group.
Freaker's Ball - Annual Halloween costume party. "Best Costume" and "Best Couple" prizes are awarded.
Greetings from Throckmorton - The name of the first TnT compilation CD.
Hairlip - Wood eye - The name of the second and third TnT compilation CD.
The Feeding Tube - The daily sponsor of the Todd and Tyler Show's morning breakfast. Named after Terri Schiavo.
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