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**Bud** · 11-26-2008

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'

**mike** · 11-26-2008

Personally, I'd look at him,and say "Are you fucking kidding me?"

**Thender** · 11-26-2008

jpa · 11-26-2008

**dracula** · 11-26-2008

Good one...

lilyvon schtupp · 11-30-2008

this is also how the political parties select candidates

**Bud** · 12-01-2008

No kidding!!

**ob1** · 12-02-2008

11-26-2008	#1
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 14,675 Throcks: 21,923.53 Thanks: 16,940 Thanked 18,364 Times in 4,269 Posts	Mental Asylum During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' __________________ Click Here, Free Naked Ladies

11-26-2008	#2
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,623 Throcks: 2,349.72 Thanks: 19,069 Thanked 11,261 Times in 2,609 Posts	Re: Mental Asylum Personally, I'd look at him,and say "Are you fucking kidding me?" __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

11-26-2008	#3
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,875 Throcks: 7,872.88 Thanks: 17,268 Thanked 20,294 Times in 4,997 Posts	Re: Mental Asylum __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

11-26-2008	#4
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11-26-2008	#5
dracula Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45 Posts: 6,013 Throcks: 24.84 Thanks: 12,580 Thanked 16,725 Times in 3,846 Posts	Re: Mental Asylum Good one... __________________ I'm giving serious consideration...to eating your wife...Hannibal Lechter

11-30-2008	#6
lilyvon schtupp i ride the short bus because i'm Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky Posts: 1,771 Throcks: 2,996.88 Thanks: 74 Thanked 2,227 Times in 418 Posts	Re: Mental Asylum this is also how the political parties select candidates __________________ "We will NOT allow you to blaspheme The Monkees on this show!"- Todd

12-01-2008	#7
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12-02-2008	#8
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