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| The Pharmacy A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.” The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!” The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now. That’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.” |
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| Yadda Yadda !!!! Who asked ya ?????  Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings (KEZO-FM) Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Did yer mom...then she made me a sammich!!!  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 47
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__________________   Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. Thomas Jefferson |
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__________________  "I dont have pet peeves, I have major pyschotic f-ing hatred." George Carlin |
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!  Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 27
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__________________ lib·er·tar·i·an: One who advocates maximizing individual rights and minimizing the role of the state. -- American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition |
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