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Damn Dishwasher broke!!! in the Jokes / Music forum at Todd and Tyler Unauthorized - O well, this will get us by....

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Old 04-23-2009   #1
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Damn Dishwasher broke!!!

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Re: Damn Dishwasher broke!!!

does he soap it too ??
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Re: Damn Dishwasher broke!!!

With his ass...
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Re: Damn Dishwasher broke!!!

then glad they aren't my dishes !!!!!
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Re: Damn Dishwasher broke!!!

First he licks his ass...then the plates.....
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Re: Damn Dishwasher broke!!!

No, no, no....

He farts on the plates, rubs his ass on them creating a lather, then licks them off...

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Re: Damn Dishwasher broke!!!

now that's just nasty !!!!!!
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Re: Damn Dishwasher broke!!!

Notice that Pug's eyes are even more buggier than a normal ugly Pug?

Looks like it's really enjoying that...
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Re: Damn Dishwasher broke!!!

where's that dog's helmet ?? Fricken waterhead !!!!
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