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Old 04-26-2009   #1
Did yer mom...then she made me a sammich!!!
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Redneck Pick up lines....

1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
4) I would love to be the one to rub in yer anti wrinkle cream
5) Do you have a library card? Cuz I’d like to sign you out.
6) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.
8)Man - “Fat Penguin!”
Woman - “WHAT?”
Man - “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”
9.) I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can’t find my puppy - can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench - every time I think of you my nuts tighten up.
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Old 04-26-2009   #2
Yadda Yadda !!!! Who asked ya ?????
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Re: Redneck Pick up lines....

I've heard a couple of those used too !!!!
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Re: Redneck Pick up lines....

#13 must be Thenders old standard.......

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Re: Redneck Pick up lines....

Used Ol' number 13 on both yer Mom's....

Worked like a charm, and then some!!!

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Re: Redneck Pick up lines....

That's nothing to brag about....
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Re: Redneck Pick up lines....

Yes it is!!!


I didn't have to entice her with BBQ'ed beef!!!!

Saved me some money!!!

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Re: Redneck Pick up lines....

I'll have to try a couple out on my wife next time we go out.
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Re: Redneck Pick up lines....

Nice one's drac...


How about "You have the whitest tooth I've ever came across!"
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Re: Redneck Pick up lines....

no one asked for the line you use on Bud's mom !!!!
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Re: Redneck Pick up lines....



She can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and still relax with a beer!
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