Todd and Tyler Unauthorized

dracula · 04-26-2009

1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
4) I would love to be the one to rub in yer anti wrinkle cream
5) Do you have a library card? Cuz I’d like to sign you out.
6) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.
8)Man - “Fat Penguin!”
Woman - “WHAT?”
Man - “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”
9.) I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can’t find my puppy - can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench - every time I think of you my nuts tighten up.

mike · 04-26-2009

I've heard a couple of those used too !!!!

dracula · 04-26-2009

#13 must be Thenders old standard.......

mike · 04-26-2009

Thender · 04-26-2009

Used Ol' number 13 on both yer Mom's....

Worked like a charm, and then some!!!

dracula · 04-26-2009

That's nothing to brag about....

Thender · 04-26-2009

Yes it is!!!

I didn't have to entice her with BBQ'ed beef!!!!

Saved me some money!!!

Bud · 04-27-2009

I'll have to try a couple out on my wife next time we go out.

ob1 · 04-27-2009

Nice one's drac...

How about "You have the whitest tooth I've ever came across!"

mike · 04-27-2009

no one asked for the line you use on Bud's mom !!!!

ob1 · 04-27-2009

She can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and still relax with a beer!

mike · 04-27-2009

Thender · 04-27-2009

dracula · 04-27-2009

Thender · 04-27-2009

04-26-2009	#2
mike Yadda Yadda !!!! Who asked ya ????? Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings (KEZO-FM) Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 31,482 Throcks: 80,116.53 Thanks: 52,010 Thanked 65,004 Times in 18,373 Posts	Re: Redneck Pick up lines.... I've heard a couple of those used too !!!! __________________ "Don't confuse hate with the truth !!!"

04-26-2009	#3
dracula Did yer mom...then she made me a sammich!!! Listens: Podcast Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 47 Posts: 16,113 Throcks: 1,294.73 Thanks: 45,035 Thanked 56,313 Times in 13,951 Posts	Re: Redneck Pick up lines.... #13 must be Thenders old standard....... __________________ Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. Thomas Jefferson

04-26-2009	#4
mike Yadda Yadda !!!! Who asked ya ????? Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings (KEZO-FM) Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 31,482 Throcks: 80,116.53 Thanks: 52,010 Thanked 65,004 Times in 18,373 Posts	Re: Redneck Pick up lines.... __________________ "Don't confuse hate with the truth !!!"

04-26-2009	#5
Thender TnTU Guru Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings (KEZO-FM) Join Date: May 2005 Age: 40 Posts: 34,133 Throcks: 43,444.71 Thanks: 50,202 Thanked 54,033 Times in 14,258 Posts	Re: Redneck Pick up lines.... Used Ol' number 13 on both yer Mom's.... Worked like a charm, and then some!!! __________________

04-26-2009	#6
dracula Did yer mom...then she made me a sammich!!! Listens: Podcast Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 47 Posts: 16,113 Throcks: 1,294.73 Thanks: 45,035 Thanked 56,313 Times in 13,951 Posts	Re: Redneck Pick up lines.... That's nothing to brag about.... __________________ Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. Thomas Jefferson

04-26-2009	#1
dracula Did yer mom...then she made me a sammich!!! Listens: Podcast Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 47 Posts: 16,113 Throcks: 1,294.73 Thanks: 45,035 Thanked 56,313 Times in 13,951 Posts	Redneck Pick up lines.... 1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in. 4) I would love to be the one to rub in yer anti wrinkle cream 5) Do you have a library card? Cuz I’d like to sign you out. 6) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away. 8)Man - “Fat Penguin!” Woman - “WHAT?” Man - “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.” 9.) I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can’t find my puppy - can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench - every time I think of you my nuts tighten up. __________________ Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. Thomas Jefferson

04-26-2009	#7
Thender TnTU Guru Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings (KEZO-FM) Join Date: May 2005 Age: 40 Posts: 34,133 Throcks: 43,444.71 Thanks: 50,202 Thanked 54,033 Times in 14,258 Posts	Re: Redneck Pick up lines.... Yes it is!!! I didn't have to entice her with BBQ'ed beef!!!! Saved me some money!!! __________________

04-27-2009	#8
Bud Wanna Bet??? Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 40 Posts: 17,003 Throcks: 1,930.34 Thanks: 29,752 Thanked 28,127 Times in 6,599 Posts	Re: Redneck Pick up lines.... I'll have to try a couple out on my wife next time we go out. __________________ Click Here, Free Naked Ladies

04-27-2009	#9
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings (KEZO-FM) Join Date: May 2005 Age: 40 Posts: 8,204 Throcks: 9,781.40 Thanks: 1,470 Thanked 7,979 Times in 1,619 Posts	Re: Redneck Pick up lines.... Nice one's drac... How about "You have the whitest tooth I've ever came across!" __________________

04-27-2009	#10
mike Yadda Yadda !!!! Who asked ya ????? Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings (KEZO-FM) Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 31,482 Throcks: 80,116.53 Thanks: 52,010 Thanked 65,004 Times in 18,373 Posts	Re: Redneck Pick up lines.... no one asked for the line you use on Bud's mom !!!! __________________ "Don't confuse hate with the truth !!!"

04-27-2009	#11
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings (KEZO-FM) Join Date: May 2005 Age: 40 Posts: 8,204 Throcks: 9,781.40 Thanks: 1,470 Thanked 7,979 Times in 1,619 Posts	Re: Redneck Pick up lines.... She can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and still relax with a beer! __________________

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