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Old 04-29-2009   #1
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Parrot Joke

This ugly lady is walking down the street and a parrot in the pet shop window squawks "Hey lady... you're really FUCKING UGLY!"

The lady is taken aback but continues walking.

The next day the same parrot squawks as she walks by "HEY LADY! You're really FUCKING UGLY!!!"

Now she's pissed. She marches into the pet shop and yells at the owner about what the bird said. The owner apologizes profusely and promises that he will take care of it. It will never happen again, he says.

The next day the lady is walking down the street and she locks eyes with the parrot. The parrot's roughed up, the parrot squawks "Hey LADY!?!!"

She looks at the parrot, furious "What?!" she yells.

The parrot yells back "You Know!"
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