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Old 04-29-2009   #1
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Jackson, Josh, and ob1 are at a bar.After a couple hours of drinking....

Jackson says
"I went into my daughters bedroom the other day and found a packet of cigarettes" then says "the thing is I didn't realize she smoked"

Josh then says
"I had a similar experience; I went into my daughters bedroom and found a bottle of vodka" he says "the thing is I didn't realize she drank"

Then ob1 says
"The same thing happened to me; I went into my daughters bedroom and found a packet of condoms" he then says "The thing is I didn't realize she had a penis."
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