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An Englishman, a Scot, and and Irishman were sitting at a bar, and each ordered a beer.

A fly landed in the Englishman's beer. He picked it out, sneered, and pushed the beer away.

A fly landed in the Scot's beer. He picked it out, shrugged, and drank the beer anyway.

A fly landed in the Irishman's beer. I picked it up held it over the glass, and yelled at it, "Spit it out, dammit! SPIT IT OUT!!"
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