05-12-2005
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| Straight Pimpin   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38
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 | Fancy! This was sent to me, originally wanted to go to TnT, so I forwarded it to them enjoy... --------------- Hey guys My hubby and I love your show. Last night my husband reminded me of a story and said that you all would appreciate it. Who knows if it is true or not. Heard it from a friend, who supposedly heard it directly from the source....small town in Wyoming, lots of bullshit in that state. So here it goes.... A few years ago, a woman had agynecologist appointment for her annual pap. She ran home for work, intending on showering before the appointment. But she was running late, so instead she decided that she would use some feminine deordorant spray before going in. She grabbed the spray from under the sink, took care of matters, and ran out to the appointment. Once she was on the table, with her legs spread in the stirrups, the doctor lifted the little paper blanket and stated, 'FANCY.' Of course, the lady was mortified and couldn't do anything but just lay there and wonder what kind of Dr. she was allowing to look at her snatch. After the exam was done, she got dressed and hurried out of the office. On the way home she was furious and was beginning to think that she should press some kind of charges or something. But all changed when she went to the bathroom, because after she wiped she realized that she hadn't sprayed feminie deodorant on herself.....but instead she had mistakenly grabbed her teenage daughters bottle of BODY GLITTER!!! Hence, she accidently made her snatch 'fancy' for her OB-GYN!!!!!Needless to say, she found a new Dr.
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05-12-2005
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| [Insert Inside Joke Here]   Join Date: May 2005 Location: Omaha, Nebraska. Age: 22
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 | Re:Fancy! Fancy, ha.
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05-12-2005
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| Yes, THE Wally The Beer Tender   Join Date: May 2005
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| Re:Fancy! gotta love fancy snatch! Hell you got to love ANY snatch! |
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05-13-2005
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| Sith Chef    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re:Fancy! a little glit on the clit :laugh: |
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05-13-2005
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re:Fancy! Hey a woman that goes to all the work to make it glitter? Gotta love that!!
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