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zmatt71 · 05-12-2005

This poem has been stuck in my head for the last fifteem years or so. It's from the first Hustler I ever saw. It's something you would read on the inside of the stall in a Truckstop restroom:

Here I sit on this seat,
Pounding my pud, beating my meat.
I'd much prefer some warm, wet gash.
The problem is I lack the cash.

Now maybe it will leave my brain so I can store a new nugget of useless crap.

AMF

Dave · 05-13-2005

Those who write on shit house walls
Wrap your shit in little balls
Those who read this sign of wit
Eat those little balls of shit

Davis Creek Special!

G man · 05-13-2005

Here I sit all broken hearted,
Tried to shit, but only farted,
Gave myself a second chance,
Tried to fart and shit my pants!

IR1SH · 05-13-2005

When I was young and had no sense,
I put my dink on an electric fence.
It curled my hair and tickled myt balls,
then I sheet all over my overalls.

coprtop · 05-14-2005

WHAT DID THE SIGN SAY ON THE WHORE HOUSE?

We're Closed. BEAT IT. :laugh:

TOMMYXKNOCKER · 05-14-2005

MANS AMBITION PRETTY SMALL
WHEN HE SITS AND WRITES ON AN OUTHOUSE WALL
WOMENS AMBITION SMALLER STILL
WHEN SHE SHAKES HER ASS FOR A DOLLAR BILL

SORRY

05-12-2005	#1
zmatt71 TnTU Sophomore Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 59	Poem from Hustler circa late 80's This poem has been stuck in my head for the last fifteem years or so. It's from the first Hustler I ever saw. It's something you would read on the inside of the stall in a Truckstop restroom: Here I sit on this seat, Pounding my pud, beating my meat. I'd much prefer some warm, wet gash. The problem is I lack the cash. Now maybe it will leave my brain so I can store a new nugget of useless crap. AMF __________________

05-13-2005	#2
Dave Straight Pimpin Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 4,992	Re:Poem from Hustler circa late 80's Those who write on shit house walls Wrap your shit in little balls Those who read this sign of wit Eat those little balls of shit Davis Creek Special! __________________ "Perverting the court of justice" -------------------------------------------- Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire

05-13-2005	#3
G man TnTU Pre-school Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1	Re:Poem from Hustler circa late 80's Here I sit all broken hearted, Tried to shit, but only farted, Gave myself a second chance, Tried to fart and shit my pants!

05-13-2005	#4
IR1SH TnTU Freshman Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 41	Re:Poem from Hustler circa late 80's When I was young and had no sense, I put my dink on an electric fence. It curled my hair and tickled myt balls, then I sheet all over my overalls.

05-14-2005	#5
coprtop TnTU Grade School Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 9	Re:Poem from Hustler circa late 80's WHAT DID THE SIGN SAY ON THE WHORE HOUSE? We're Closed. BEAT IT. :laugh:

05-14-2005	#6
TOMMYXKNOCKER TnTU Sophomore Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 54	Re:Poem from Hustler circa late 80's MANS AMBITION PRETTY SMALL WHEN HE SITS AND WRITES ON AN OUTHOUSE WALL WOMENS AMBITION SMALLER STILL WHEN SHE SHAKES HER ASS FOR A DOLLAR BILL SORRY

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