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IR1SH · 06-06-2005

Two Arizona ranchers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes.'

Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day Jim goes down to the college and meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math, English, history, and logic.

'Logic?' Jim says. 'What's that?'

The dean says, 'I'll show you. Do you own a weedeater?'

'Yeah.'

'Then logically because you own a weedeater, I think that you would have a yard.'

'That's true, I do have a yard.'

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'

'Yes, I do have a house.'

'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.'

'I have a family.'

'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife.'

'Yes, I do have a wife.'

'And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual.'

'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weedeater.'

Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English, history, and logic.

'Logic?' Bob says, 'What's that?'

Jim says, 'I'll show you. Do you have a weedeater?'

'No.'

'Then you're gay.'

**ob1** · 06-06-2005

:laugh:

I have 2 weedeaters...so I must be extra hetero.

**mike** · 06-06-2005

Not too bad there Irish

**Thender** · 06-06-2005

That reminds me, I need to take my weedeater in for a tune up... :laugh:

TNT_Tony · 06-06-2005

I do not own a weedeater nor am I gay........

2ox · 06-07-2005

Oh yeah...well my weed eater has a 12.6 HP Briggs and Stratton engine and is so big it needs its own wheels...so I guess you're all a 'bunch of fags' ;)

Great joke IR1SH!! lmao!

And TNT_Tony, are you sure? That avatar....well.... :laugh:

TNT_Tony · 06-07-2005

2ox wrote:

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And TNT_Tony, are you sure? That avatar....well.... :laugh:

Well what? I have that as my avatar because I like to be silly sometimes. I'm just wandering if anyone will know what it is from.

**mike** · 06-07-2005

'And I'm a geek,hanging out with my geek buddies.....'

MMM · 06-07-2005

TnT_Tony - I know what it is from, but I don't know if I want to admit that I know. (oops to late)

2ox · 06-07-2005

TNT_Tony wrote:

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Well what? I have that as my avatar because I like to be silly sometimes. I'm just wandering if anyone will know what it is from.

looks like a weedeaterless power ranger to me...but thats just me...I could be wrong...

TNT_Tony · 06-07-2005

2ox wrote:

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TNT_Tony wrote:

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Well what? I have that as my avatar because I like to be silly sometimes. I'm just wandering if anyone will know what it is from.

looks like a weedeaterless power ranger to me...but thats just me...I could be wrong...

Well I wouldn't know if he has a weedeater or not.

**Thender** · 06-11-2005

No No No, He looks like a weedeater!

Hoopers Store · 06-11-2005

THTA AVNTAR SI LROD ZED!!!!!!!111!!111

**Thender** · 06-11-2005

damn... HUH??? I think I am out of the loop here!

Dave · 06-11-2005

Zed's dead baby.... Zed's dead

TNT_Tony · 06-12-2005

That's 'Lord Zedd' with 2 d's!! *Geek meter explodes*

**Thender** · 06-12-2005

TNT_Tony wrote:

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That's 'Lord Zedd' with 2 d's!! *Geek meter explodes*

TNT_Tony · 06-13-2005

thender wrote:

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TNT_Tony wrote:

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That's 'Lord Zedd' with 2 d's!! *Geek meter explodes*

What are you smiling at?! I will send down some Putties (geek-o-meter bursts into flames) to 'take care of you'........(bunch of fags)

Dave · 06-13-2005

That's 'BABAR' with 2 b's, but not right close together - Fletch

TNT_Tony · 06-14-2005

Dave wrote:

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That's 'BABAR' with 2 b's, but not right close together - Fletch

Huh?

Dave · 06-14-2005

Chevy Chase, in Fletch!

**Thender** · 06-14-2005

Thats what I figured. and I only saw the movie once.

**mike** · 06-14-2005

'ender,you can't be serious.Fletch is a classic.The second one sucked ,but the original was awesome.

MMM · 06-14-2005

thender - You had better go rent it - better yet go buy it. It is one of Chevy Chase's great movies.

**Thender** · 06-14-2005

Nahhh. Christmas Vacation is. Thats why it's in my collection. :laugh:

06-06-2005	#1
IR1SH TnTU Freshman Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 41 Throcks: 252.04 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Logic Two Arizona ranchers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes.' Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day Jim goes down to the college and meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math, English, history, and logic. 'Logic?' Jim says. 'What's that?' The dean says, 'I'll show you. Do you own a weedeater?' 'Yeah.' 'Then logically because you own a weedeater, I think that you would have a yard.' 'That's true, I do have a yard.' 'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.' 'Yes, I do have a house.' 'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.' 'I have a family.' 'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife.' 'Yes, I do have a wife.' 'And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual.' 'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weedeater.' Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English, history, and logic. 'Logic?' Bob says, 'What's that?' Jim says, 'I'll show you. Do you have a weedeater?' 'No.' 'Then you're gay.'

06-06-2005	#2
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,918 Throcks: 1,556.23 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,499 Times in 332 Posts	Re:Logic :laugh: I have 2 weedeaters...so I must be extra hetero. __________________ This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?

06-06-2005	#3
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,628 Throcks: 5,160.46 Thanks: 5,879 Thanked 2,508 Times in 612 Posts	Re:Logic Not too bad there Irish __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

06-06-2005	#4
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,417 Throcks: 4,424.96 Thanks: 5,213 Thanked 5,850 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re:Logic That reminds me, I need to take my weedeater in for a tune up... :laugh: __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-06-2005	#5
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 6,577 Throcks: 1,383.56 Thanks: 35 Thanked 1,017 Times in 211 Posts	Re:Logic I do not own a weedeater nor am I gay........ __________________ "He's gonna take you back to the past..... and play these shi**y games that suck ass."

06-07-2005	#6
2ox FREE OB1!!! Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,615 Throcks: 976.11 Thanks: 7 Thanked 446 Times in 98 Posts	Re:Logic Oh yeah...well my weed eater has a 12.6 HP Briggs and Stratton engine and is so big it needs its own wheels...so I guess you're all a 'bunch of fags' ;) Great joke IR1SH!! lmao! And TNT_Tony, are you sure? That avatar....well.... :laugh:

06-07-2005	#8
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,628 Throcks: 5,160.46 Thanks: 5,879 Thanked 2,508 Times in 612 Posts	Re:Logic 'And I'm a geek,hanging out with my geek buddies.....' __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

06-07-2005	#9
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,175 Throcks: 1,341.18 Thanks: 0 Thanked 138 Times in 36 Posts	Re:Logic TnT_Tony - I know what it is from, but I don't know if I want to admit that I know. (oops to late) __________________

06-11-2005	#12
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,417 Throcks: 4,424.96 Thanks: 5,213 Thanked 5,850 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re:Logic No No No, He looks like a weedeater! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-11-2005	#13
Hoopers Store [Insert Inside Joke Here] Join Date: May 2005 Location: Omaha, Nebraska. Age: 23 Posts: 731 Throcks: 255.92 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Logic THTA AVNTAR SI LROD ZED!!!!!!!111!!111 __________________ Hooper's Store...because sometimes it IS all about being the greatest poster.

06-11-2005	#14
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,417 Throcks: 4,424.96 Thanks: 5,213 Thanked 5,850 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re:Logic damn... HUH??? I think I am out of the loop here! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-11-2005	#15
Dave Wookin Pa Nub Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 6,676 Throcks: 3,134.95 Thanks: 901 Thanked 737 Times in 167 Posts	Re:Logic Zed's dead baby.... Zed's dead __________________ Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire

06-12-2005	#16
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 6,577 Throcks: 1,383.56 Thanks: 35 Thanked 1,017 Times in 211 Posts	Re:Logic That's 'Lord Zedd' with 2 d's!! Geek meter explodes __________________ "He's gonna take you back to the past..... and play these shi**y games that suck ass."

06-13-2005	#19
Dave Wookin Pa Nub Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 6,676 Throcks: 3,134.95 Thanks: 901 Thanked 737 Times in 167 Posts	Re:Logic That's 'BABAR' with 2 b's, but not right close together - Fletch __________________ Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire

06-14-2005	#21
Dave Wookin Pa Nub Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 6,676 Throcks: 3,134.95 Thanks: 901 Thanked 737 Times in 167 Posts	Re:Logic Chevy Chase, in Fletch! __________________ Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire

06-14-2005	#22
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,417 Throcks: 4,424.96 Thanks: 5,213 Thanked 5,850 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re:Logic Thats what I figured. and I only saw the movie once. __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-14-2005	#23
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,628 Throcks: 5,160.46 Thanks: 5,879 Thanked 2,508 Times in 612 Posts	Re:Logic 'ender,you can't be serious.Fletch is a classic.The second one sucked ,but the original was awesome. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

06-14-2005	#24
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,175 Throcks: 1,341.18 Thanks: 0 Thanked 138 Times in 36 Posts	Re:Logic thender - You had better go rent it - better yet go buy it. It is one of Chevy Chase's great movies. __________________

06-14-2005	#25
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,417 Throcks: 4,424.96 Thanks: 5,213 Thanked 5,850 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re:Logic Nahhh. Christmas Vacation is. Thats why it's in my collection. :laugh: __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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