06-07-2005
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| TnTU Freshman  Join Date: May 2005
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| Potentially vs Realistically A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?' The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.' So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!' The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts? The boy then went to his brother and asked,'Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million could buy?' The boy pondered the answers for a few days, and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?' The boy replied, 'Yes, Sir. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars...but realistically... we're living with two sluts and a fag.' |
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06-07-2005
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re:Potentially vs Realistically That's messed up!! 
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06-07-2005
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| Resident dumbass and Macholik Lover  Join Date: May 2005
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| Re:Potentially vs Realistically That's the story of my life (Admin Dave is my brother) |
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06-07-2005
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| Straight Pimpin   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38
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 | Re:Potentially vs Realistically Its hard to play the mom card when its directed at your brother.
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06-07-2005
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| Flaming out on phone calls since 2002  Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40
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| Re:Potentially vs Realistically no jimmy.........i'm your father |
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06-07-2005
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re:Potentially vs Realistically AnthonyP... Thats about the most truthfull statement I have seen in a long time. :laugh:
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06-07-2005
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| Sith Chef  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re:Potentially vs Realistically |
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06-07-2005
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!  Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re:Potentially vs Realistically That was a pretty good one AnthonyP.
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