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**Thender** · 06-17-2005

A gal visits her family doctor with a rather unusual perdicament.

'Doc' she says. 'My husband's sex drive has fallen off and I was hoping you could perscribe something to bring him back up to speed'.

Doc says 'I have these special pills that will do the trick, just put one pill in his morning coffee, and that night, you'll have great sex'.

So the next morning she puts a pill in her husband's coffee and that night they have great sex.

The next morning she thought 'what the hell' and put two pills in her husband's coffee, and that night, they have even better sex.

The third morning she thought 'Well if two pills are better, why not the whole bottle?' So she poored the rest of the pills in her husband's coffee...

On the fourth morning, a little boy strode into the doc's office and asked 'Doc, did you give my mom some stuff for my dad?' The Doc said 'Yes I did. Why? Is there something wrong?'

The little boy said 'I'm not sure, but my moms dead, my sisters preagnet, my ass hurts, and my dads sitting on the porch going 'Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!'

**ob1** · 06-17-2005

:ohmy:

Nice one, t.

TNT_Tony · 06-17-2005

Me like joke long time!

**mike** · 06-18-2005

funny one 'ender

**Thender** · 06-18-2005

Thanks guys. But I thought more people would have commented on this 20 year old joke.... B)

TNT_Tony · 06-18-2005

That joke is 20 years old? Well it was new to me.

**mike** · 06-19-2005

It is new to you 'cause you are only 20 years old. :laugh:

TNT_Tony · 06-19-2005

mike wrote:

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It is new to you 'cause you are only 20 years old. :laugh:

I'm 22 years old!!!!!!!!! *Head explodes!*

**Thender** · 06-20-2005

You should have been wearing duct tape, Tony....

**mike** · 06-20-2005

Tony,you are still a pup. You have alot to learn and experience.That's what your 20's are for.

TNT_Tony · 06-20-2005

Ruff! Ruff! *dog head explodes!*

**Thender** · 06-21-2005

Should have been wearing your Scooby Doo brand duct tape, Tony... ;)

**ob1** · 06-21-2005

Ruh Roh Raggy... ;)

TNT_Tony · 06-21-2005

thender wrote:

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Should have been wearing your Scooby Doo brand duct tape, Tony... ;)

I ran out a while ago!

**Thender** · 06-22-2005

You should keep extra rolls on hand to hold your head together and repair your Geek-o-meter. ;)

TNT_Tony · 06-22-2005

thender wrote:

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You should keep extra rolls on hand to hold your head together and repair your Geek-o-meter. ;)

My geek-o-meter is beyond repair!

06-17-2005	#1
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,367 Throcks: 1,895.58 Thanks: 881 Thanked 749 Times in 263 Posts	Hello kitty! A gal visits her family doctor with a rather unusual perdicament. 'Doc' she says. 'My husband's sex drive has fallen off and I was hoping you could perscribe something to bring him back up to speed'. Doc says 'I have these special pills that will do the trick, just put one pill in his morning coffee, and that night, you'll have great sex'. So the next morning she puts a pill in her husband's coffee and that night they have great sex. The next morning she thought 'what the hell' and put two pills in her husband's coffee, and that night, they have even better sex. The third morning she thought 'Well if two pills are better, why not the whole bottle?' So she poored the rest of the pills in her husband's coffee... On the fourth morning, a little boy strode into the doc's office and asked 'Doc, did you give my mom some stuff for my dad?' The Doc said 'Yes I did. Why? Is there something wrong?' The little boy said 'I'm not sure, but my moms dead, my sisters preagnet, my ass hurts, and my dads sitting on the porch going 'Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!' __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-17-2005	#2
ob1 The Great MorNon Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,137 Throcks: 520.95 Thanks: 860 Thanked 210 Times in 74 Posts	Re:Hello kitty! :ohmy: Nice one, t.

06-17-2005	#3
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,422 Throcks: 772.95 Thanks: 3 Thanked 114 Times in 31 Posts	Re:Hello kitty! Me like joke long time! __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

06-18-2005	#4
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,000 Throcks: 1,127.96 Thanks: 934 Thanked 220 Times in 84 Posts	Re:Hello kitty! funny one 'ender __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

06-18-2005	#5
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,367 Throcks: 1,895.58 Thanks: 881 Thanked 749 Times in 263 Posts	Re:Hello kitty! Thanks guys. But I thought more people would have commented on this 20 year old joke.... B) __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-18-2005	#6
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,422 Throcks: 772.95 Thanks: 3 Thanked 114 Times in 31 Posts	Re:Hello kitty! That joke is 20 years old? Well it was new to me. __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

06-19-2005	#7
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,000 Throcks: 1,127.96 Thanks: 934 Thanked 220 Times in 84 Posts	Re:Hello kitty! It is new to you 'cause you are only 20 years old. :laugh: __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

06-20-2005	#9
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,367 Throcks: 1,895.58 Thanks: 881 Thanked 749 Times in 263 Posts	Re:Hello kitty! You should have been wearing duct tape, Tony.... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-20-2005	#10
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,000 Throcks: 1,127.96 Thanks: 934 Thanked 220 Times in 84 Posts	Re:Hello kitty! Tony,you are still a pup. You have alot to learn and experience.That's what your 20's are for. __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

06-20-2005	#11
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,422 Throcks: 772.95 Thanks: 3 Thanked 114 Times in 31 Posts	Re:Hello kitty! Ruff! Ruff! dog head explodes! __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

06-21-2005	#12
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,367 Throcks: 1,895.58 Thanks: 881 Thanked 749 Times in 263 Posts	Re:Hello kitty! Should have been wearing your Scooby Doo brand duct tape, Tony... ;) __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-21-2005	#13
ob1 The Great MorNon Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,137 Throcks: 520.95 Thanks: 860 Thanked 210 Times in 74 Posts	Re:Hello kitty! Ruh Roh Raggy... ;)

06-22-2005	#15
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,367 Throcks: 1,895.58 Thanks: 881 Thanked 749 Times in 263 Posts	Re:Hello kitty! You should keep extra rolls on hand to hold your head together and repair your Geek-o-meter. ;) __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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