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Old 06-26-2005   #26
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No problem.Same to you.I know I need my ass kicked every now and then. B) :laugh:
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Nice avatar.I'm game,where's the shit at .You watch for the cops,I'll get the dynamite
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TNT, C4 anything with a high velocity.
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Make sure you have 911 on speed dial.May come in handy :laugh:
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My wife and I are exactly the same age, save for three months difference, (35) and yet she does find time, every once in awhile, to play mind games... But I think it happens once a month on her special 'visitors day' ;) But I wouldn't leave her for anything because I don't want to be alone. But I'll tell ya the older guys/gals are out there, but the good ones are being weeded out. So watch it. ;)
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By the way 2ox, I love your avatar! Wait a minute....... Now I have loved your avatar. :blink: :P
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Dave - ??? :blink:

Thanks for the advice. I will try to keep that in mind.

thender - you are suppose to say you wouldn't leave her because you love her not because you are afraid of being alone. There are things worse than being alone.

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Or living with a jerk. :dry:
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M' I do love her!!! And I don't want to be without her love. i.e. alone.

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Or living with a woman who thinks she is God's gift to the planet.
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thender - very nice ;)

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Never dated one of them. I ussualy ended up smacking them first! Now I see 'meals on wheels' delivering to their house. :laugh:
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M,the marriage just didn't work out,but my ex girlfriend who lived with me for 2 years is a different story. It was just one of those deals where I showed her and treated her like a queen,so she just expected it 24/7. Needless to say,that REAL OLD after awhile.
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I dated one of those once... Wanted the 'treatment' but wouldn't give any back... I kicked her off the couch pretty damn quick! :laugh:
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Yeah,I was blinded for awhile.Finally,thank God,I woke the hell up! B) ;)
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That damn P***y can be blinding! They always have their finger on trigger too! You just have to 'Slow down'.... And come up for breath for a better prospective.... B)
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Hey Hey Now. Not all women are selfish. Some of us just want to be happy and want a good equal relationship.

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Oh! Were not talking about you M' ;) God forbid! Were just rehashing 'long-ago' relationships....

The ol' 'Been there - Done that' bit....
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Don't worry I know your not talking about me. ;) I am just stating that my marriage fell apart due to nothing that I did and everything that he did and who he did.
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Ouch!!! Sorry M'! I feel for ya....
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Oh thats just the half of it. Lets just say he became very controlling - I think another affair and he didn't trust me -even though I was ALWAYS faithful. Then he lost it.. and me in the process.
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