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MMM

Here is a piece written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60 Minutes.

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a 30+ bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool 30+of himself with some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.' Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage,why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage

Post edited by: mmm, at: 2005/06/18 16:52

Thender

I feel insulted! I like my yellow pants! Although, they were white when I bought them... ;)

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MMM

thender- :laugh:
No insults thrown at men - ok well maybe just a few, but none towards you.

Post edited by: mmm, at: 2005/06/18 16:52

ob1

Nice post, M. :)

MMM

Thanks, but I guess I just dated myself again (over 30).

Post edited by: mmm, at: 2005/06/18 18:46

Thender

From the looks of things, I'd say 98% of us are over 30.... Such a nice ripe (and ready for the picking) age. :laugh:

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mike

I would agree 'ender...Us 'Old' men do what we can

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2ox

2ox - A nice, properly aged piece of sausage.

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Post edited by: 2ox, at: 2005/06/19 04:40

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Thender

Damn! I saw something like that over in Germany. I should have bought it!

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ob1

Nice post, 2ox! :laugh:

There's your sausage, M! ;)

chriss

Nice job MMM-and how true it is!

the sad thing is, Women hit their sexual prime in their late 30's, men at 18. So, I am going to find myself a nice 18 year old hockey player for my pleasure in a few years. :lol

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MMM

Chriss - Glad to have another posting female here.
I see your point with an 18 yr old. However I have to disagree with you here. I would much rather have a man is his 30s or 40s that knows how to treat a woman! (just a comment - nothing more!)

Post edited by: mmm, at: 2005/06/24 17:12

Thender

MMM wrote:
Thats a good thing, becuase you'd be swarmed with offers from the rest of these jokers. :laugh:

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MMM wrote:
Damn it!!!

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2ox

I would much rather have a woman in her 30's or 40's that knows how to be a woman. When you have a man treating her as such it should be properly reciprocated.

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2ox

chriss wrote:

Why wait? B)

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mike

I agree with you 2ox.A woman in her 30's is much less likely to play the damn games that you do when your young in the 20's.

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MMM

The only problem with men in their 30's-40's are some are players. :( Then there are the ones on the other side who are ready to marry you after two dates..
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Are there any men left in our age who are SINGLE and descent?

Sorry letting a little frustation out.

Post edited by: mmm, at: 2005/06/26 15:02

2ox

Sorry you're frustrated M.......always remember the puppies. ;) [img size=420]http://TnTUnauthorized.com/components/com_simpleboard/uploaded/images/girls_mastu.jpg[/img]

Post edited by: 2ox, at: 2005/06/26 15:14

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mike

M,believe it or not,yes they are out there.

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MMM

I know they are. I am not in a hurry either. Just get frustrated at times. ;)

Post edited by: mmm, at: 2005/06/26 16:19

mike

Hey M,we all have to vent every now and then. ;)

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mike

That is what helps keep us sane. :laugh:

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2ox

MMM wrote:
You'll get through it just fine M, I did. I have'nt been this happy in 15 years. Adjusting to the loneliness does take time. And during that time I found out who my friends really are and the ones I thought were. Life is good! And is for you too!

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