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MMM · 06-23-2005

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and begins to read her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies. (thinking isn't that obvious?)
'You're in a restricted fishing area', he informs her.
'I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading.
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I have not even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL of this STORY: Never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely she can also think.

**Thender** · 06-23-2005

True!!! Oh so true!

**ob1** · 06-23-2005

Tru dat, M, tru dat!

Another great post. :)

TNT_Tony · 06-23-2005

That is one of the better jokes I have heard. Good job MMM!

**mike** · 06-24-2005

Makes you think..

Tigg · 06-24-2005

I love that! Thanks MMM.

2ox · 06-26-2005

What was she reading?

**mike** · 06-26-2005

She's reading 'How to Build a Bomb',by Osama bin Laden

TNT_Tony · 06-27-2005

mike wrote:

Quote:

She's reading 'How to Build a Bomb',by Osama bin Laden

I've got two copies of that!

2ox · 06-27-2005

I thought she was reading that whole Mars, Venus thing. Frankly, I think we're all from Counciltucky. :huh:

**mike** · 06-27-2005

I'll drown in the river first,before I'd claim that one.

TNT_Tony · 06-27-2005

mike wrote:

Quote:

I'll drown in the river first,before I'd claim that one.

Hey! I'm the only one who commits suicide around here!

**mike** · 06-28-2005

Sorry Tony we'd have to fight over the death on that one. :laugh:

06-23-2005	#1
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,101 Throcks: 690.84 Thanks: 0 Thanked 50 Times in 19 Posts	Game Warden One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and begins to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies. (thinking isn't that obvious?) 'You're in a restricted fishing area', he informs her. 'I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading. 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up. 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman. 'But I have not even touched you,' says the game warden. 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. MORAL of this STORY: Never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely she can also think.

06-23-2005	#2
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,291 Throcks: 1,763.93 Thanks: 629 Thanked 469 Times in 183 Posts	Re:Game Warden True!!! Oh so true! __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-23-2005	#3
ob1 TnTU Guru Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,118 Throcks: 419.91 Thanks: 629 Thanked 138 Times in 55 Posts	Re:Game Warden Tru dat, M, tru dat! Another great post. :)

06-23-2005	#4
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,416 Throcks: 756.66 Thanks: 2 Thanked 86 Times in 25 Posts	Re:Game Warden That is one of the better jokes I have heard. Good job MMM! __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

06-24-2005	#5
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,096.91 Thanks: 621 Thanked 139 Times in 62 Posts	Re:Game Warden Makes you think.. __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

06-24-2005	#6
Tigg TnTU Grade School Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 6 Throcks: 160.12 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Game Warden I love that! Thanks MMM.

06-26-2005	#7
2ox i see daves balls Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,410 Throcks: 583.89 Thanks: 1 Thanked 67 Times in 19 Posts	Re:Game Warden What was she reading? __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

06-26-2005	#8
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,096.91 Thanks: 621 Thanked 139 Times in 62 Posts	Re:Game Warden She's reading 'How to Build a Bomb',by Osama bin Laden __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

06-27-2005	#10
2ox i see daves balls Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,410 Throcks: 583.89 Thanks: 1 Thanked 67 Times in 19 Posts	Re:Game Warden I thought she was reading that whole Mars, Venus thing. Frankly, I think we're all from Counciltucky. :huh: __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

06-27-2005	#11
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,096.91 Thanks: 621 Thanked 139 Times in 62 Posts	Re:Game Warden I'll drown in the river first,before I'd claim that one. __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

06-28-2005	#13
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,096.91 Thanks: 621 Thanked 139 Times in 62 Posts	Re:Game Warden Sorry Tony we'd have to fight over the death on that one. :laugh: __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

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