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Old 06-25-2005   #1
Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!

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A jumper cable walks into a bar.

The bartender says, 'I'll serve you but don't start anything.'
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Q) What does Kurt Cobain say before getting in a car?

A) I've got shotgun.

Q) What melon refuses to get married?

A) Cantelope.
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OK people,now we are just getting cheesy.
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Knee deep in Velveeta in this thread :P

But, it's all good. ;)
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It's sal-right, relieves the stress! But Kraft might sue for copyright infringement... :laugh:
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It's sal-right, relieves the stress! But Kraft might sue for copyright infringement... :laugh:
Damn, I just got sued by Kraft a week ago!
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