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**Thender** · 07-04-2005

A husband suspects his wife is having an affair. He needs to go on a buisiness trip for several days, so he decides to set a trap for her.

He puts a bowl of milk under the bed. From the bed springs, he suspends a spoon. He has it calibrated so that her weight on the bed will not drop the spoon into the milk. But, if there's any more weight than that, the spoon will drop into the milk and he will detect it upon his return home.

He comes home several days later. The first thing he does is reach under the bed and retrieve the bowl.

The bowl is full of butter.

Dave · 07-04-2005

There's another joke like that where the man finds out his wife is cheating on him, so he hires a hit man to find them both and kill them.

Anyway, the hit man calls the husband on the phone, and says 'Yeah, I found them, I can see them through binoculars, you sure you want me to kill them?'

And the husband says 'Yeah, shoot her in the head, and him in the cock'.

So the hit man takes aim, and says to the husband, 'No problem, I think I'll just need one bullet for this'

**ob1** · 07-04-2005

^^Bada bing! ...on both counts. ;)

**Thender** · 07-04-2005

:laugh: Classic!

What about the gal that thinks her husband is not actually hunting deer on his annual deer camps... So she packs his underwear in his guncase along with his rifle.

He comes home and thanks his wife for packing his belongings for the trip, but asks 'where the hell was my underwear?!'..

TNT_Tony · 07-05-2005

Nice!

07-04-2005	#1
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,282 Throcks: 3,629.45 Thanks: 4,159 Thanked 4,387 Times in 1,178 Posts	Got her! A husband suspects his wife is having an affair. He needs to go on a buisiness trip for several days, so he decides to set a trap for her. He puts a bowl of milk under the bed. From the bed springs, he suspends a spoon. He has it calibrated so that her weight on the bed will not drop the spoon into the milk. But, if there's any more weight than that, the spoon will drop into the milk and he will detect it upon his return home. He comes home several days later. The first thing he does is reach under the bed and retrieve the bowl. The bowl is full of butter. __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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Dave Wookin Pa Nub Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 5,223 Throcks: 2,968.76 Thanks: 555 Thanked 620 Times in 143 Posts	Re:Got her! There's another joke like that where the man finds out his wife is cheating on him, so he hires a hit man to find them both and kill them. Anyway, the hit man calls the husband on the phone, and says 'Yeah, I found them, I can see them through binoculars, you sure you want me to kill them?' And the husband says 'Yeah, shoot her in the head, and him in the cock'. So the hit man takes aim, and says to the husband, 'No problem, I think I'll just need one bullet for this' __________________ Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire

07-04-2005	#3
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,345 Throcks: 1,365.78 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,215 Times in 282 Posts	Re:Got her! ^^Bada bing! ...on both counts. ;) __________________

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Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,282 Throcks: 3,629.45 Thanks: 4,159 Thanked 4,387 Times in 1,178 Posts	Re:Got her! :laugh: Classic! What about the gal that thinks her husband is not actually hunting deer on his annual deer camps... So she packs his underwear in his guncase along with his rifle. He comes home and thanks his wife for packing his belongings for the trip, but asks 'where the hell was my underwear?!'.. __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-05-2005	#5
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,552 Throcks: 1,223.95 Thanks: 31 Thanked 757 Times in 161 Posts	Re:Got her! Nice! __________________ "He's gonna take you back to the past..... and play these shi**y games that suck ass."

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