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| TnTU's Official "JETTHEAD"   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 46
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| This made me laugh Hey here's one I thought you guys might like...made me laugh this morning...... A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly, the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.' The man said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.' The Lord said, 'Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports to the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me!' The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, 'Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.' The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?' |
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No     Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re:This made me laugh Nice one Al. B) :laugh: 
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| i see daves balls  Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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| Re:This made me laugh Apparently God knows my ex wife..........very nice one Al! :laugh:
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| Re:This made me laugh Very, very nice one Al. :laugh: |
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| Re:This made me laugh A classic! I remember telling that one to my wife when we were first married... It didn't go over to well.. ;)
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| Re:This made me laugh thender wrote: Quote:
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| Re:This made me laugh thender wrote: Quote:
I want to party with you man!!!! ;)
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!  Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re:This made me laugh Nice job Al!
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