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MMM · 07-15-2005

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kiss ing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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Remember -- A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...BUT a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn...that was fun!'

**Thender** · 07-15-2005

I wish! Unless your partner has a chemical imbalance that throws that scientific study out the window! :laugh: But great post M'.

Post edited by: thender, at: 2005/07/15 19:01

**mike** · 07-15-2005

M,I'm not sure what month of Cosmo you got that out of,but the majority of it is crap.Sorry,girl. B)

MMM · 07-15-2005

Mike,
Ask any honest women and she will tell you they are true (well at least most of them). BTW - Cosmo is great reading.

**Thender** · 07-15-2005

I'll keep my mouth shut on this one from now on... But I do have to say 'Ask any woman?' I can only ask one... And she says ('What are you nuts?! Stop reading that Cosmo crap and go mow the grass! And when your done with that, take out the trash! And when your done with that, fix my van! Now let me go to sleep! Stop touching me! I have a headache and I'm not in the mood... Ever!) :laugh:

2ox · 07-15-2005

The operative word here is 'honest'. An honest woman = non-jaded man and visa-versa. Excellent post M, and from my experience, it rings very true. And each point can be backed up scientifically. I love lab work!

**Thender** · 07-15-2005

Since when have you ever *come* across an honest women? :blink: And vice-a-versa... An honest man? :blink: 99.5% do not exist.. I need to quit drinking and reflecting... :unsure: :laugh:

2ox · 07-15-2005

Its the .5% that make it all worth it thender. Rare indeed but it does happen. Have a drink on me bud and stop the reflecting crap, remember we're in a room full of funhouse mirrors here and everything is slightly warped. :P

**Thender** · 07-15-2005

Warped!!! Yup! I'm Warped!!! But I was that way before I was married... ;) But the wife has changed over 12 years.. And I contribute that to hormones!!! DAMN HORMONES!!!! There has to be a punishment behind that!? (GOD says... *Man erect... Woman have periods and mental diffaculties...*)! :laugh: :laugh:

**ob1** · 07-15-2005

Hey M...my nose feels kinda stuffy. :P

msquared · 07-15-2005

(sniffle)

TNT_Tony · 07-16-2005

ob1 wrote:

Quote:

Hey M...my nose feels kinda stuffy. :P

Yes it does!

07-15-2005	#1
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,101 Throcks: 719.43 Thanks: 0 Thanked 50 Times in 19 Posts	10 Real Sex Facts 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! ============= 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. ============= 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kiss ing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. ============= 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. ============= 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. ============= Remember -- A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...BUT a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn...that was fun!'

07-15-2005	#2
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,367 Throcks: 1,895.55 Thanks: 881 Thanked 749 Times in 263 Posts	Re:10 Real Sex Facts I wish! Unless your partner has a chemical imbalance that throws that scientific study out the window! :laugh: But great post M'. Post edited by: thender, at: 2005/07/15 19:01 __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-15-2005	#3
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,000 Throcks: 1,127.94 Thanks: 934 Thanked 220 Times in 84 Posts	Re:10 Real Sex Facts M,I'm not sure what month of Cosmo you got that out of,but the majority of it is crap.Sorry,girl. B) __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

07-15-2005	#4
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,101 Throcks: 719.43 Thanks: 0 Thanked 50 Times in 19 Posts	Re:10 Real Sex Facts Mike, Ask any honest women and she will tell you they are true (well at least most of them). BTW - Cosmo is great reading.

07-15-2005	#5
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,367 Throcks: 1,895.55 Thanks: 881 Thanked 749 Times in 263 Posts	Re:10 Real Sex Facts I'll keep my mouth shut on this one from now on... But I do have to say 'Ask any woman?' I can only ask one... And she says ('What are you nuts?! Stop reading that Cosmo crap and go mow the grass! And when your done with that, take out the trash! And when your done with that, fix my van! Now let me go to sleep! Stop touching me! I have a headache and I'm not in the mood... Ever!) :laugh: __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-15-2005	#6
2ox hail hail rock-n-roll Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,415 Throcks: 603.47 Thanks: 1 Thanked 84 Times in 24 Posts	Re:10 Real Sex Facts The operative word here is 'honest'. An honest woman = non-jaded man and visa-versa. Excellent post M, and from my experience, it rings very true. And each point can be backed up scientifically. I love lab work! __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

07-15-2005	#7
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,367 Throcks: 1,895.55 Thanks: 881 Thanked 749 Times in 263 Posts	Re:10 Real Sex Facts Since when have you ever come across an honest women? :blink: And vice-a-versa... An honest man? :blink: 99.5% do not exist.. I need to quit drinking and reflecting... :unsure: :laugh: __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-15-2005	#8
2ox hail hail rock-n-roll Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,415 Throcks: 603.47 Thanks: 1 Thanked 84 Times in 24 Posts	Re:10 Real Sex Facts Its the .5% that make it all worth it thender. Rare indeed but it does happen. Have a drink on me bud and stop the reflecting crap, remember we're in a room full of funhouse mirrors here and everything is slightly warped. :P __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

07-15-2005	#9
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,367 Throcks: 1,895.55 Thanks: 881 Thanked 749 Times in 263 Posts	Re:10 Real Sex Facts Warped!!! Yup! I'm Warped!!! But I was that way before I was married... ;) But the wife has changed over 12 years.. And I contribute that to hormones!!! DAMN HORMONES!!!! There has to be a punishment behind that!? (GOD says... Man erect... Woman have periods and mental diffaculties...)! :laugh: :laugh: __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-15-2005	#10
ob1 The Great MorNon Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,137 Throcks: 520.89 Thanks: 860 Thanked 210 Times in 74 Posts	Re:10 Real Sex Facts Hey M...my nose feels kinda stuffy. :P

07-15-2005	#11
msquared Frotch Central Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 325 Throcks: 173.26 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:10 Real Sex Facts (sniffle) __________________ "I am in earnest; I will not equivocate; I will not excuse; I will not retreat a single inch; and I will be heard." William Lloyd Garrison

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