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craigsmomni · 07-21-2005

Did you hear about them three dogs?

Three dogs get sent to the pound, when the first one got there the other animals wanted to know what he was in for so he explains that his owner bought a brand new corevette and took him for a car ride, well along the ride he got car sick and threw up all over the seats so now he wants me put to sleep.

The second dog shows up and the same thing all the animals were curious to see what he was in for, he tells them his masters bought a brand new living room set and when they went to work the next day he ripped up the couch and pissed all over the love seat, so now they want me put sleep.

The third dog shows up and again all the animals wanted to know why, so he tells them, my master is this gorgeous, young, tight bodied coed that does her aerobics every morning naked, finally I got fed up and couldn't take it any more. She bent over and started stretching and I just started railin her ass, it was amazing. 'Wow,' the animals say, 'and she wants you put to sleep?' 'No,' he says with a smile, 'I'm just getting my nails trimmed.'

TNT_Tony · 07-21-2005

'That's hot'

**mike** · 07-22-2005

First off,welcome,craigsmomni,hopefully you'll continue to post.
Second nice joke for all you beastiality lovers out there.C'mon Tony and Hoop,you know who you are. B) :laugh: ;)

TNT_Tony · 07-22-2005

Yeah, I know who I am, someone who isn't a beastiality lover like you!! (no you didn't, yes I did a-ight!) As for Hooper...who knows!

**ob1** · 07-22-2005

:laugh:

Good one! Welcome aboard the love train. ;)

Stick around and enjoy. :)

teamriot38 · 07-22-2005

welcome and before you get scared and think we're creepy, remember that these guys were just joking........

They are all into beast!ality :x

**mike** · 07-22-2005

or WERE we?? B) :blink:

TNT_Tony · 07-22-2005

teamriot38 wrote:

Quote:

welcome and before you get scared and think we're creepy, remember that these guys were just joking........

They are all into beast!ality :x

Hey, what you guys are into is your own business!

msquared · 07-23-2005

lol i had a chuckle
keep posting

TNT_Tony · 07-24-2005

Well craigsmomni still only has one post. Maybe we did scare him off!

**mike** · 07-24-2005

Way to go Tony.Scaring off the newbies like that.Whattamatta wid you? B) :laugh:

**ob1** · 07-24-2005

Yeah, da fuck you tink you doin? ;)

TNT_Tony · 07-24-2005

Skrew U gyes!

**mike** · 07-25-2005

I see that 'Hooked On Phonics' is finally starting to pay off for you,Tony. B) ;)

teamriot38 · 07-25-2005

**Thender** · 07-25-2005

I think all of you need to go back to skuule... ;)

**ob1** · 07-25-2005

Yeah, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

TNT_Tony · 07-26-2005

mike wrote:

Quote:

I see that 'Hooked On Phonics' is finally starting to pay off for you,Tony. B) ;)

Me lika it hole bunch!

**mike** · 07-26-2005

Al · 07-26-2005

that was pretty good....

craigsmomni · 07-26-2005

It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up raring to go bag the first deer of the season.

He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise
he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.

Jake asks her, 'What are you up to?'

Alice smiles, 'I'm going hunting with you!'

Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decides to take her along.

Three hours later they arrive at a game preserve just outside of San Marcos,Texas.

Jake sets his lovely wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her, 'If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.'

Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't bag an elephant -- much less a deer.

Not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots.

Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming, 'Get away from my deer!'

Confused and frightened Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell, 'Get away from my deer now!' followed by another volley of gunfire!

Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised to see a Texas cowboy, with his hands high in the air.

The cowboy, obviously distraught, says, 'Okay, lady! You can
have your fuckin deer! Just let me get my saddle off it!'

**Thender** · 07-26-2005

An oldie but a goodie!!!

**mike** · 07-26-2005

That it is.Got me to read it even though I have heard it a hundred times.Good call craigsmomni. B)

**ob1** · 07-26-2005

^Good call indeed.

Thanks for the :laugh:.

Al · 07-26-2005

another great one

07-21-2005	#1
craigsmomni TnTU Pre-school Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 4 Throcks: 160.40 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	them damn dogs Did you hear about them three dogs? Three dogs get sent to the pound, when the first one got there the other animals wanted to know what he was in for so he explains that his owner bought a brand new corevette and took him for a car ride, well along the ride he got car sick and threw up all over the seats so now he wants me put to sleep. The second dog shows up and the same thing all the animals were curious to see what he was in for, he tells them his masters bought a brand new living room set and when they went to work the next day he ripped up the couch and pissed all over the love seat, so now they want me put sleep. The third dog shows up and again all the animals wanted to know why, so he tells them, my master is this gorgeous, young, tight bodied coed that does her aerobics every morning naked, finally I got fed up and couldn't take it any more. She bent over and started stretching and I just started railin her ass, it was amazing. 'Wow,' the animals say, 'and she wants you put to sleep?' 'No,' he says with a smile, 'I'm just getting my nails trimmed.'

07-21-2005	#2
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,416 Throcks: 756.12 Thanks: 2 Thanked 84 Times in 25 Posts	Re:them damn dogs 'That's hot' __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

07-22-2005	#3
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,977 Throcks: 1,093.55 Thanks: 619 Thanked 128 Times in 59 Posts	Re:them damn dogs First off,welcome,craigsmomni,hopefully you'll continue to post. Second nice joke for all you beastiality lovers out there.C'mon Tony and Hoop,you know who you are. B) :laugh: ;) __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

07-22-2005	#4
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,416 Throcks: 756.12 Thanks: 2 Thanked 84 Times in 25 Posts	Re:them damn dogs Yeah, I know who I am, someone who isn't a beastiality lover like you!! (no you didn't, yes I did a-ight!) As for Hooper...who knows! __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

07-22-2005	#5
ob1 Happy 4th! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,116 Throcks: 400.17 Thanks: 558 Thanked 135 Times in 53 Posts	Re:them damn dogs :laugh: Good one! Welcome aboard the love train. ;) Stick around and enjoy. :)

07-22-2005	#6
teamriot38 TnTU College Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 625 Throcks: 176.40 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:them damn dogs welcome and before you get scared and think we're creepy, remember that these guys were just joking........ They are all into beast!ality :x __________________ bye

07-22-2005	#7
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,977 Throcks: 1,093.55 Thanks: 619 Thanked 128 Times in 59 Posts	Re:them damn dogs or WERE we?? B) :blink: __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

07-23-2005	#9
msquared Frotch Central Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 325 Throcks: 173.08 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:them damn dogs lol i had a chuckle keep posting __________________ "I am in earnest; I will not equivocate; I will not excuse; I will not retreat a single inch; and I will be heard." William Lloyd Garrison

07-24-2005	#10
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,416 Throcks: 756.12 Thanks: 2 Thanked 84 Times in 25 Posts	Re:them damn dogs Well craigsmomni still only has one post. Maybe we did scare him off! __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

07-24-2005	#11
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,977 Throcks: 1,093.55 Thanks: 619 Thanked 128 Times in 59 Posts	Re:them damn dogs Way to go Tony.Scaring off the newbies like that.Whattamatta wid you? B) :laugh: __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

07-24-2005	#12
ob1 Happy 4th! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,116 Throcks: 400.17 Thanks: 558 Thanked 135 Times in 53 Posts	Re:them damn dogs Yeah, da fuck you tink you doin? ;)

07-24-2005	#13
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,416 Throcks: 756.12 Thanks: 2 Thanked 84 Times in 25 Posts	Re:them damn dogs Skrew U gyes! __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

07-25-2005	#14
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,977 Throcks: 1,093.55 Thanks: 619 Thanked 128 Times in 59 Posts	Re:them damn dogs I see that 'Hooked On Phonics' is finally starting to pay off for you,Tony. B) ;) __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

07-25-2005	#15
teamriot38 TnTU College Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 625 Throcks: 176.40 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:them damn dogs __________________ bye

07-25-2005	#16
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,286 Throcks: 1,753.87 Thanks: 617 Thanked 441 Times in 182 Posts	Re:them damn dogs I think all of you need to go back to skuule... ;) __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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07-25-2005	#17
ob1 Happy 4th! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,116 Throcks: 400.17 Thanks: 558 Thanked 135 Times in 53 Posts	Re:them damn dogs Yeah, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

07-26-2005	#19
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,977 Throcks: 1,093.55 Thanks: 619 Thanked 128 Times in 59 Posts	Re:them damn dogs ^ __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

07-26-2005	#20
Al TnTU's Official "JETTHEAD" Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 46 Posts: 430 Throcks: 266.90 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:them damn dogs that was pretty good....

07-26-2005	#21
craigsmomni TnTU Pre-school Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 4 Throcks: 160.40 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	stupid bitch It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up raring to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage. Jake asks her, 'What are you up to?' Alice smiles, 'I'm going hunting with you!' Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decides to take her along. Three hours later they arrive at a game preserve just outside of San Marcos,Texas. Jake sets his lovely wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her, 'If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.' Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't bag an elephant -- much less a deer. Not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots. Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming, 'Get away from my deer!' Confused and frightened Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell, 'Get away from my deer now!' followed by another volley of gunfire! Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised to see a Texas cowboy, with his hands high in the air. The cowboy, obviously distraught, says, 'Okay, lady! You can have your fuckin deer! Just let me get my saddle off it!'

07-26-2005	#22
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,286 Throcks: 1,753.87 Thanks: 617 Thanked 441 Times in 182 Posts	Re:stupid bitch An oldie but a goodie!!! __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-26-2005	#23
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,977 Throcks: 1,093.55 Thanks: 619 Thanked 128 Times in 59 Posts	Re:stupid bitch That it is.Got me to read it even though I have heard it a hundred times.Good call craigsmomni. B) __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

07-26-2005	#24
ob1 Happy 4th! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,116 Throcks: 400.17 Thanks: 558 Thanked 135 Times in 53 Posts	Re:stupid bitch ^Good call indeed. Thanks for the :laugh:.

07-26-2005	#25
Al TnTU's Official "JETTHEAD" Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 46 Posts: 430 Throcks: 266.90 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:stupid bitch another great one