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Al

I thought this was pretty funny


A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior, chatting.

'I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible
about
it.' said the younger nun.

'When did you use this awful language?' asks the elder nun.

'Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was
going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging
over
the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about
100
yards.'

'Is that when you swore?'

'No, Mother,' answered the nun. 'After that, a squirrel ran out of the
bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away.'

'Is THAT when you swore?' asks the Mother Superior again.

'Well, no' says the nun. 'You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle
came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to
fly away!'

'And Is THAT when you swore?' asks the amazed elder nun.

'No, not yet.' she answered. 'As the eagle carried the squirrel away in
its
claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball.'

'Did you swear THEN?' asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient.

'No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap,
rolled
onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole.'

The two nuns were silent for a moment.

Then Mother Superior sighed and said, 'You missed the fucking putt, didn't
you?'

ob1

:laugh:

thanks for the chuckle, Al. :)

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Thender

Good one Al! :laugh:

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Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

TNT_Tony

Not bad Al. Not bad at all!

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