07-26-2005
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| stupid bitch A Girl was in her bed when she hears TITS AND BOOBS! TITS AND BOOBS! so she gets scared and runs into her parents room and asked to sleep with them. Then she asked what tits and boobs are. Her mom replys, 'coats and hats dear.' The next day they are having company over and her farther is in the bathroom shaving. He cuts himself and yells, 'SHIT!!!' The girl asked 'what does that mean?' and he replys, 'shaving cream dear.' Her mother is downstairs cooking a turkey. She burns the turkey and yells, 'FUCK!!!' The girl asks her, 'what does that mean?' and she says 'cutting the turkey dear.' Then the guests arrive and the girl goes and answers the door and says, 'Hi my parents are busy rite now. You can put your tits and boobs on the coat hanger. My dads putting shit on his face and my moms fucking the turkey.' |
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07-26-2005
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.     Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re:stupid bitch ^ 
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07-26-2005
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| TnTU's Official "JETTHEAD"   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 46
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| Re:stupid bitch damn man that is fuckin funny |
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07-26-2005
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!  Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re:stupid bitch Very good craigsmomni. Very good!
__________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere." |
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