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**Thender** · 07-26-2005

An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like No Name, Charmin, or White Cloud?

'White Cloud sounds like a good Indian toilet paper,' says the Indian. 'How much is it?'

'$1.00 a roll,' the clerk replies.

'That seems pretty expensive,' responds the Indian. 'What about the others?'

'Charmin is $2.00 a roll, and No Name is .50 cents a roll.'

The Indian doesn't have much money, so he opts for the No Name. Within a few hours, he is back at the trading post.

'I have a name for the No Name toilet paper,' he announces to the clerk. 'We shall call it John Wayne.'

'Why?' asks the confused clerk.

'Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no shit off any Indian!'

**Thender** · 07-26-2005

And before some panty-waist gets their undies in a twist.... I'm part Sioux and part Cherokee... So I'm allowed to tell an Indian joke! ;) :laugh:

**ob1** · 07-26-2005

:laugh:
Good one, t! Thanks. :)

**mike** · 07-26-2005

I liked it 'ender,so don't worry.I got your back. B)

**Thender** · 07-26-2005

^Oh no you dont!!!! Get off my back!!! It took me two days to clean it off the last time! :laugh:

**mike** · 07-26-2005

^LMAO!! B)

**Thender** · 07-26-2005

Stop LYAO and get off my back! :laugh:

Al · 07-26-2005

:laugh: that was a great one ender...

**Thender** · 07-26-2005

Thanks Al! :laugh:

TNT_Tony · 07-26-2005

thender wrote:

Quote:

^Oh no you dont!!!! Get off my back!!! It took me two days to clean it off the last time! :laugh:

(Bunch of fags)..........(Bunch of fags).....Good joke BTW.

MMM · 07-26-2005

Thender - Very Funny! Thanks!!

07-26-2005	#1
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,510 Throcks: 4,040.90 Thanks: 4,771 Thanked 5,341 Times in 1,406 Posts	Indian Toilet Paper An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like No Name, Charmin, or White Cloud? 'White Cloud sounds like a good Indian toilet paper,' says the Indian. 'How much is it?' '$1.00 a roll,' the clerk replies. 'That seems pretty expensive,' responds the Indian. 'What about the others?' 'Charmin is $2.00 a roll, and No Name is .50 cents a roll.' The Indian doesn't have much money, so he opts for the No Name. Within a few hours, he is back at the trading post. 'I have a name for the No Name toilet paper,' he announces to the clerk. 'We shall call it John Wayne.' 'Why?' asks the confused clerk. 'Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no shit off any Indian!' __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,510 Throcks: 4,040.90 Thanks: 4,771 Thanked 5,341 Times in 1,406 Posts	Re:Indian Toilet Paper And before some panty-waist gets their undies in a twist.... I'm part Sioux and part Cherokee... So I'm allowed to tell an Indian joke! ;) :laugh: __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,380 Throcks: 1,477.96 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,429 Times in 317 Posts	Re:Indian Toilet Paper :laugh: Good one, t! Thanks. :) __________________ "Hey, great..."

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mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,470 Throcks: 4,892.50 Thanks: 5,359 Thanked 2,252 Times in 555 Posts	Re:Indian Toilet Paper I liked it 'ender,so don't worry.I got your back. B) __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

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Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,510 Throcks: 4,040.90 Thanks: 4,771 Thanked 5,341 Times in 1,406 Posts	Re:Indian Toilet Paper ^Oh no you dont!!!! Get off my back!!! It took me two days to clean it off the last time! :laugh: __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,470 Throcks: 4,892.50 Thanks: 5,359 Thanked 2,252 Times in 555 Posts	Re:Indian Toilet Paper ^LMAO!! B) __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

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Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,510 Throcks: 4,040.90 Thanks: 4,771 Thanked 5,341 Times in 1,406 Posts	Re:Indian Toilet Paper Stop LYAO and get off my back! :laugh: __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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Al TnTU's Officia "JETTHEAD" Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 46 Posts: 431 Throcks: 344.70 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 1 Post	Re:Indian Toilet Paper :laugh: that was a great one ender...

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Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,510 Throcks: 4,040.90 Thanks: 4,771 Thanked 5,341 Times in 1,406 Posts	Re:Indian Toilet Paper Thanks Al! :laugh: __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,118 Throcks: 1,298.38 Thanks: 0 Thanked 138 Times in 36 Posts	Re:Indian Toilet Paper Thender - Very Funny! Thanks!! __________________

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