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TNT_Tony

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.

Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted 'Are there any gators around here?!

'Naw', the man hollered back 'they ain't been around for years!'

Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurley toward the shore.

About halfway there he asked the guy ' How'd you get rid of the gators?'

'We didn't do nothin',' the beachcomber said.

'Wow', said the tourist.

The beachcomber added, 'the sharks got 'em.'

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mike

Not bad,Tony.Your mama told you a good one there. B) :laugh:

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TNT_Tony

Ha ha ha..........*Sends a shark to attack Mike!*

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Thender

^ :laugh:

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TNT_Tony

Did you see that Mike? thender laughed at the thought of you being attacked by a shark!

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ob1

*Jaws theme starts playing*

:laugh: Nice one TT. :)

mike

TNT_Tony wrote:
No,Tony,He's laughing at the fact that you spelled shark right. B) :laugh:

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TNT_Tony

mike wrote:
Why would that be funny?

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mike

Because its another first in your young life. B)

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TNT_Tony

First?! You do realize that I am 22 years old and not 5 years old........Right?

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mike

22...5... same damn thing. B)

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TNT_Tony

Coo coo! coo coo!

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"And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

Thender

^ :laugh:

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Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

ob1

^^Nice Shallow Hal call back! B)

TNT_Tony

ob1 wrote:
I diidn't even realize right away that the coo coo line was in Shallow Hal.

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Thender

^ Thats cus your Koo Koo.... :laugh:

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Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

TNT_Tony

thender wrote:
#_#!

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"And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

mike

Don't make me get the soap young man!! B)

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TNT_Tony

I don't care if you take a bath.........

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mike

..and wash your filthy,filthy mouth out with it. B)

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TNT_Tony

Your going to wash your filthy filthy mouth out? Okay then.

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"And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."