07-28-2005
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| TnTU's Official "JETTHEAD"   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 46
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| Lexus Here is a joke I am sure ya'all have seen before but I think it's still pretty funny.... A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect 'loaded' Lexus and walked over to inspect it closer. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, 'Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?' Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?' Still smiling pleasantly, he replied: 'Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are gonna shit when you hear the price.' |
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07-28-2005
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!   Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re:Lexus Nice!
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| Happy 4th!    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re:Lexus  Thanks, Al.! |
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re:Lexus Thanks for the after work laugh, Al. Now I just need some more....
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