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ob1

Yesterday was my 40th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any Happy birthday.

I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember.

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, 'Good morning, Boss. 'Happy Birthday'. And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.

I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said 'You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me.' I said, 'By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. 'Let's go!' We went to lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, 'You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?' I said, 'No, I guess not.' She said, 'Let's go to my apartment.'

After arriving at her apartment she said, 'Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable'

'Sure!' I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there ----






on the couch ----





naked.

Thender

:laugh:

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mike

LMFAO!! That is F****d up!! B)

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ob1

I'm pretty sure she got laid....off after that. ;)

TNT_Tony

Funny, ob1!

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Al

:laugh: thats a good one :laugh:

HypnoToad

TNT_Tony

HypnoToad wrote:
WTF?

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ob1

TNT_Tony wrote:
WTF!?

TNT_Tony

WHAT....THE...F**K!!!!!

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Thender

You silly kids and your games... ;)

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mike

:blink: :blink: :P :laugh: B)

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Thender

:y32b4: :y32b4: :x :y32b4: :y32b4: :P

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mike

Anybody up for a little Atari? B) :laugh:

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Thender

How many of those do you want? I've got 4 atari systems and two BIG boxes of games, down in the basement....

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mike

I'm trying to get rid of the one I have. B) :laugh:

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Thender

Thats something I haven't done... Maybe check e-bay out and see if their worth anything? *rubs little greedy hands together*

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mike

Maybe someone in Hickville,USA wants one.You never know. B)

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Thender

Hickville hell! I'm hoping there's a family in Geekville looking to expand their portfolio..

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TNT_Tony

thender wrote:
I'm not sure that you would get much money on Ebay. I think you can still buy sealed Atari games for less than a buck each!

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Thender

Really? I have no clue when it comes to Atari or Comodore 64 stuff... Which I have plenty of. Guess I'll just sit on the stuff until the day comes that I can throw it out.... ;)

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TNT_Tony

Well I don't know for sure. I mean you might own some rare games and those might make you a decent profit. But I don't know what games would be considered rare on Atari.

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mike

Tony,I think anything on Atari is rare. B) :laugh:

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TNT_Tony

No. Didn't you see my post about being able to buy sealed Atari games for less than a buck each?

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mike

It was a joke,man. B) :P

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