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laceesue · 09-26-2005

>WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH
>
>1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
>
>2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT
>WHILE YELLING 'WOO-HOO!' IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
>
>3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND
>HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
>
>4. IN OUR! LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A
>HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
>
>5. WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH WE'RE
>EATING EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND
>CARRY ON EATING IT
>
>6. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO
>MUCH.
>
>7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
>PLAYS BECAUSE 'OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!'
>
>8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US
>
>9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER.
>
>10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING
>OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING TO US.
>
>11. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE
>KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.
>
>12. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
>
>13. ! WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US
>JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
>
>14. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE
>KITCHEN FLOOR (er, or, the mop?)
>
>15. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, 'DON'T TAKE THIS THE
>WRONG WAY BUT...'
>
>
>16. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
>
>17. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.
>
>18. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE
>STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.
>
>19. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT
>DOWN ON THE TIME WE''RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK.
>
>20. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE
>HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

TNT_Tony · 09-26-2005

Wow!

MMM · 09-27-2005

This is way too funny :P and some of them are way too true! :dry: ;)

**mike** · 09-27-2005

That is what is scary.I've seen several of them in action.;) B)

Logan · 09-27-2005

sounds like a night out with my wife

Dave · 09-27-2005

You act that way in front of your wife, Logan?

Bwahbwahhbwa

**Thender** · 09-27-2005

^LMAO!

I never heard the toilet seat one.... Now thats funny! :laugh:

boobear · 09-27-2005

It's so sad, but true. Just follow me around on a Friday night after I'd had a bottle of Vodka with 1 can on Red Bull.

2ox · 09-27-2005

You forgot one....

'Gee those body shots look like alot of fun!' ;)

Logan · 09-27-2005

Dave wrote:

Quote:

You act that way in front of your wife, Logan?

Bwahbwahhbwa

no, she wouldn't put up with it. on the other hand, your mom loves it.

**ob1** · 09-27-2005

Nice post, laceesue.

**mike** · 09-27-2005

Way too much truth to it.;) B)

TNT_Tony · 09-27-2005

boobear wrote:

Quote:

It's so sad, but true. Just follow me around on a Friday night after I'd had a bottle of Vodka with 1 can on Red Bull.

I have!.......I mean......er.........No I haven't.....

Post edited by: TNT_Tony, at: 2005/09/28 00:16

09-26-2005	#1
laceesue TnTU Grade School Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 11 Throcks: 295.15 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH >WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH > >1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. > >2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT >WHILE YELLING 'WOO-HOO!' IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. > >3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND >HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. > >4. IN OUR! LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A >HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO. > >5. WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH WE'RE >EATING EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND >CARRY ON EATING IT > >6. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO >MUCH. > >7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG >PLAYS BECAUSE 'OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!' > >8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US > >9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER. > >10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING >OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING TO US. > >11. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE >KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY. > >12. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. > >13. ! WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US >JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. > >14. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE >KITCHEN FLOOR (er, or, the mop?) > >15. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, 'DON'T TAKE THIS THE >WRONG WAY BUT...' > > >16. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT. > >17. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES. > >18. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE >STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP. > >19. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT >DOWN ON THE TIME WE''RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK. > >20. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE >HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

09-26-2005	#2
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 6,789 Throcks: 1,976.32 Thanks: 68 Thanked 2,146 Times in 423 Posts	Re:WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH Wow! __________________ "He's gonna take you back to the past..... and play these shi**y games that suck ass."

09-27-2005	#3
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,184 Throcks: 1,717.39 Thanks: 0 Thanked 191 Times in 45 Posts	Re:WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH This is way too funny :P and some of them are way too true! :dry: ;) __________________

09-27-2005	#4
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 14,553 Throcks: 6,784.73 Thanks: 11,097 Thanked 6,439 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re:WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH That is what is scary.I've seen several of them in action.;) B) __________________ "When you are young, you are a fool to use drugs, when your old, you are a fool not to !!"- Craig Evans

09-27-2005	#5
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 781 Throcks: 313.55 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re:WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH sounds like a night out with my wife

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Dave Wookin Pa Nub Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 39 Posts: 6,752 Throcks: 6,840.58 Thanks: 926 Thanked 1,212 Times in 243 Posts	Re:WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH You act that way in front of your wife, Logan? Bwahbwahhbwa __________________ Speedway! ~ Spin-out! ~ Crypto-Logic! YetAnotherGreatBandName.com Questions, comments, concerns?

09-27-2005	#7
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09-27-2005	#8
boobear Did ya miss me? Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 585 Throcks: 302.15 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH It's so sad, but true. Just follow me around on a Friday night after I'd had a bottle of Vodka with 1 can on Red Bull. __________________ You all thought you could get rid of me so easily. Think again because I am back and ready for some all night, sweaty, kinky lovin' and

09-27-2005	#9
2ox it makes good good sense Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,643 Throcks: 1,143.85 Thanks: 11 Thanked 590 Times in 126 Posts	Re:WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH You forgot one.... 'Gee those body shots look like alot of fun!' ;) __________________ "I took a look inside your bedroom door...You looked so good lying on your bed...Well, I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love...You said you wanna rock 'n' roll instead"

09-27-2005	#11
ob1 Happy All Hallow's Eve! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,022 Throcks: 2,053.81 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 2,119 Times in 436 Posts	Re:WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH Nice post, laceesue. __________________

09-27-2005	#12
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 14,553 Throcks: 6,784.73 Thanks: 11,097 Thanked 6,439 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re:WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH Way too much truth to it.;) B) __________________ "When you are young, you are a fool to use drugs, when your old, you are a fool not to !!"- Craig Evans

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