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Old 09-28-2005   #1
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Re:Sex Toy Rental Service - WTF!!

I guess some people have a real mind for buissiness...
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Well M,looks like your gonna have to buy one now.:P B)
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Mike.. That isn't the site I use. They just don't have a good selection of dominatrix stuff.. By the way, I will need my whip back by this weekend.
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Oh,yeah,about that whip.Uh,uh,I forgot to tell you...;) B)
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That is ok - I buy them by the case..
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So thats why their stock is so high.;) :P B)
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You mean that is why Dr. John's is doing so well..
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Will you two get a room..... Oh, wait....
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Re:Sex Toy Rental Service - WTF!!

I don't care what kind of cleaning system they have. I am not going to use some stranger's sex toy. :sick: Plus, I have plenty of my own I don't need to rent.
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Plus, I have plenty of my own I don't need to rent.
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I understand why a woman would need a toy but why would a guy want to hump a piece of plastic?
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For those who ain't humping anything else,I s'pose.B)
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For the guy who has no friends and no hands....
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I understand why a woman would need a toy but why would a guy want to hump a piece of plastic?
plastic doesn't nag. and isn't it about time you got riot his own cage?
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I understand why a woman would need a toy but why would a guy want to hump a piece of plastic?
plastic doesn't nag. and isn't it about time you got riot his own cage?
I don't nag. I order. I guess I could get two cages but I don't have time to clean them both. That's a lot of newspaper lining.
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Old 09-28-2005   #17
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Re:Sex Toy Rental Service - WTF!!

This thread is sextastic!
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