10-21-2005
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| TnTU's Official "JETTHEAD"   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 46
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| 0 to 200 in 4 seconds Heres a good Firday funny.. A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. 'Look!' she said. 'I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me.' For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Services will be at Downing funeral home on Monday the 22nd. Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. Please send your donations to the 'Think before you say things to your wife foundation', Dallas, Texas. |
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10-21-2005
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!   Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re:0 to 200 in 4 seconds Nice!
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10-21-2005
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re:0 to 200 in 4 seconds I like it Al.:laugh: B)
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10-21-2005
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| TnTU Guru Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re:0 to 200 in 4 seconds :laugh: ...that was great! |
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10-21-2005
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| Did ya miss me?  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: USA Age: 26
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| Re:0 to 200 in 4 seconds It took me a few seconds. That is funny! :laugh:  ;)
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re:0 to 200 in 4 seconds Great! Thats a new one to me! Loved it! :laugh:
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