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Al · 11-10-2005

November 10, 2005 (Lincoln, Nebraska)

A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a courtroom
drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him. The boy has a history of
being beaten by his parents and the judge initially
awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child
custody law and regulations requiring that family
unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that
his aunt beat him more than his parents and he
adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge
then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the
boy cried out that they also beat him. After
considering the remainder of the immediate family and
learning that domestic violence was apparently a way
of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented
step of allowing the boy to propose who should have
custody of him. After two recesses to check legal
references and confer with child welfare officials,
the judge granted temporary custody to the Nebraska
Cornhuskers, whom the boy firmly believes are not
capable of beating anyone.

**mike** · 11-10-2005

Thanks Al.Just twist the knife while its in.;) B)

**ob1** · 11-10-2005

Damn, Al, somebody get the Husker band-aids...that one had to hurt. ;)

TNT_Tony · 11-10-2005

Nice one, Al.

Cybrephoenix · 11-11-2005

That was great bud..

**Thender** · 11-11-2005

I heard Tom Becka tell that joke two days ago... When I heard him start to tell it... I new what he was going for... But I still loved it!!!! :laugh: B)

3years_atJBG · 11-12-2005

SAAAAWEET!

**Thender** · 11-12-2005

Herb Tarlek = punching bag. And we all need one of those! B)

11-10-2005	#1
Al TnTU's Officia "JETTHEAD" Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 46 Posts: 431 Throcks: 407.20 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 1 Post	BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 10, 2005 (Lincoln, Nebraska) A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Nebraska Cornhuskers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

11-10-2005	#2
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 14,553 Throcks: 6,784.73 Thanks: 11,097 Thanked 6,439 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re:BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Al.Just twist the knife while its in.;) B) __________________ "When you are young, you are a fool to use drugs, when your old, you are a fool not to !!"- Craig Evans

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ob1 Happy All Hallow's Eve! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,022 Throcks: 2,053.81 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 2,119 Times in 436 Posts	Re:BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn, Al, somebody get the Husker band-aids...that one had to hurt. ;) __________________

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TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 6,789 Throcks: 1,976.32 Thanks: 68 Thanked 2,146 Times in 423 Posts	Re:BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice one, Al. __________________ "He's gonna take you back to the past..... and play these shi**y games that suck ass."

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Cybrephoenix TnTU Live in Counselor Join Date: May 2005 Location: Council Bluffs, Iowa Age: 36 Posts: 112 Throcks: 293.13 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was great bud.. __________________ Cybrephoenix "Dream as if you'll live forever, and live as if you'll die tomorrow.." ~ James Dean

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Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 22,930 Throcks: 6,994.43 Thanks: 10,027 Thanked 12,088 Times in 3,052 Posts	Re:BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I heard Tom Becka tell that joke two days ago... When I heard him start to tell it... I new what he was going for... But I still loved it!!!! :laugh: B) __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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3years_atJBG www.myspace.com/rdhdlvr Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 29 Posts: 274 Throcks: 312.93 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAAAAWEET! __________________ thender....get you finger outta your ass!

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Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 22,930 Throcks: 6,994.43 Thanks: 10,027 Thanked 12,088 Times in 3,052 Posts	Re:BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Herb Tarlek = punching bag. And we all need one of those! B) __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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