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Old 12-05-2005   #1
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The History of Earth in 200 Words or Less

Quantum fluctuation. Inflation. Expansion. Strong nuclear interaction. Particle-antiparticle annihilation. Deuterium and helium production. Density perturbations. Recombination. Blackbody radiation. Local contraction. Cluster formation. Reionization? Violent relaxation. Virialization. Biased galaxy formation? Turbulent fragmentation. Contraction. Ionization. Compression. Opaque hydrogen. Massive star formation. Deuterium ignition. Hydrogen fusion. Hydrogen depletion. Core contraction. Envelope expansion. Helium fusion. Carbon, oxygen, and silicon fusion. Iron production. Implosion. Supernova explosion. Metals injection. Star formation. Supernova explosions. Star formation. Condensation. Planetesimal accretion. Planetary differentiation. Crust solidification. Volatile gas expulsion. Water condensation. Water dissociation. Ozone production. Ultraviolet absorption. Photosynthetic unicellular organisms. Oxidation. Mutation. Natural selection and evolution. Respiration. Cell differentiation. Sexual reproduction. Fossilization. Land exploration. Dinosaur extinction. Mammal expansion. Glaciation. Homo sapiens manifestation. Animal domestication. Food surplus production. Civilization! Innovation. Exploration. Religion. Warring nations. Empire creation and destruction. Exploration. Colonization. Taxation without representation. Revolution. Constitution. Election. Expansion. Industrialization. Rebellion. Emancipation Proclamation. Invention. Mass production. Urbanization. Immigration. World conflagration. League of Nations. Suffrage extension. Depression. World conflagration. Fission explosions. United Nations. Space exploration. Assassinations. Lunar excursions. Resignation. Computerization. World Trade Organization. Terrorism. Internet expansion. Reunification. Dissolution. World-Wide Web creation. Composition. Extrapolation. Anihilation?
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2ox,now I can honestly say,you have too much spare time on your hands.What in the holy hell was all that?
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I think my brain just split in half.
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2ox,now I can honestly say,you have too much spare time on your hands.What in the holy hell was all that?
when youre on disability (short term) and youve got cabin fever.....what else is there to do except play with the monkeys in my pants.....
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But its perfect weather for a little nude sunbathing.
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tan and frozen stiff!!
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But you'll have the tan!!
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thats one thing I love about you Mike......That positive fricken attitude!
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Hey,I do what I can!
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Yikes have not seen that many big words in one spot since engineering classes.

I think nude sunbathing should be legal any time, any place
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I like the way you think.
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I think nude sunbathing should be legal any time, any place
I hope not, at least partial naked sunbathing should be legal..
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I think I know one of those words.....wait, nope nevermind.
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Partial naked sunbathing??
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You are naked or you aren't no partial crap, all or nothing!!!!!!
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Thanks 'bug,now tell her that!!
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MMM naked or nothing, go for it all!!!!!!!
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MMM naked or nothing, go for it all!!!!!!!
Again, I like the way you think.
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