12-11-2005
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| FREE OB1!!!    Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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| Oldie but a goodie!! This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, Yeah, Ive got this great rooster named Mike. Hell service every chicken you got, no problem. Well, Mike the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides hed be worth it. So, he buys Mike. The farmer takes Mike home and sets him down in the barnyard, first, giving the rooster a pep talk, Mike you bored bastard, I want you to pace yourself now. Youve got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, Ill need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun, the farmer said, with a chuckle. Mike seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house, and Mike took off like a shot. - WHAM! - Mike nails every hen in the hen house - - three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Mike is in there. Later, the farmer sees Mike after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again, - WHAM! - He gets all the geese. By sunset he sees Mike out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraughtworried that his expensive rooster wont even last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day to find Mike dead as a doorknobstone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colourful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, Oh Mike you poor ol' bored bastard, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what youve done to yourself. Mike opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, Shhhh, theyre getting closer..... |
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12-11-2005
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!   Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Um.......
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| touche'......   
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| 1-800-BETS-OFF  Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
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| That is a classic one! |
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| Jedi SlaveBoy  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| mike, you are one busy guy! 
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Busier than I thought I was.
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| Off The Deep End  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32
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  | Does this remind anyone else of some people onthis site?  
__________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now. |
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