12-16-2005
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| www.myspace.com/rdhdlvr  Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 29
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 | Hillbilly A hillbilly takes his 12 year old daughter to the doctor. He tells the doctor that he wants to get his daughter on birth control. Puzzled the doctor asks, "Is she sexually active?" The hillbilly replies, "No she just kinda lays there like her momma!"
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12-17-2005
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!   Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| That's just wrong!
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12-17-2005
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| LMAO!Funny.Wrong,but funny.  
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12-17-2005
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| Enjoy In Moderation   Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35
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| 3 Years - Nice signature - lmao... |
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12-17-2005
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| TnTU Grade School  Join Date: Dec 2005
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| Thats good stuff  |
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12-17-2005
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| Frotch Central  Join Date: Jun 2005
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| Pu...puk...puke wow thats really disgusting
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12-18-2005
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| Off The Deep End  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32
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 | good stuff, so wrong but so funny 3 Years is inside boo and stalking MMM what am I doing wrong he has two women and I have none!!!!!!!!!!!! 
__________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now. |
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12-18-2005
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| He has 2 women dancing in his mind is what he has. 
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12-18-2005
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| That's 'cause you didn't offer them a drink.
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12-18-2005
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| Yeah, you gotta woo them a little... then ask if you can bounce your sack of their pubic patch.  |
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12-18-2005
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| Oh you mean I should woo them a little with good pick up line! MMM? Will you touch me, so I can tell all my friends I was touched by an angel? My name isn't elmo but you can tickle me anytime! I bet you can't wait 'til tomorrow, because you get more beautiful everyday!
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12-18-2005
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| ^Not bad...try this one: Shall we lock crotches and swap gravy?  |
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12-18-2005
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| Oh I found some nasty one's but I am not one to be too grotesque.
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12-19-2005
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| There ya' go.Now your on the right track.  
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| i see daves balls  Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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