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Old 12-19-2005   #1
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Careful who you chat with.

the person whom your chatting with might be closer than you think.
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Old 12-19-2005   #2
Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!

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Ho.....ly......SH*T!
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Why does that not surprise me.Actually I am surprised it doesn't happen more often.
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Dear Mom, How I love you . . ..let me count the ways . . . .Wanna go private. . . . . Too FUNNY
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They always say you marry someone like your mother, but damn
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Mom never did THAT to me.(But Tony's mom did!)
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You guys just don't learn.

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Ouch,quit it! Ouch,quit it! Ouch,quit it!
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Tony, Leave poor Mike alone.. or Ill tell your mother..
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Key word in that phrase...poor..
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Wow Thats Gross and funny all at the same time
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Old 12-29-2005   #16
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Tony, Leave poor Mike alone.. or Ill tell your mother..
Like I said before....NEVER!!!!
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Like I said before....NEVER!!!!
Don't worry,I'll tell her,she's laying right here.
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I can't believe you call your mom things like that.
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Whoops. Posted in the wrong thread.
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Why does that not surprise me.Actually I am surprised it doesn't happen more often.
You know it probably happens more than we ever hear about because it probably never gets in the news.

Either way it is hilarious!!!
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Tony's mom is getting all the "hits"!
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That is probably the worst use of the "mom card" yet.
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