12-21-2005
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| i see daves balls    Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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| 1 For Trav A Priest had been in confessions all day without a break. He really had to take a dump, and his blatter was about to burst because he hadn't been able to relieve himself all day. People kept coming to confess and the line was backed up already and he hated to leave. But he peeked out of his cubicle and signaled the janitor to come over. He asked the janitor to cover for him and gave him the confessions book then sped off in the direction of the bathroom. The janitor was a little bewildered but he went into the cubicle and sat down. A woman came knelt in front of his window and said, "Father I have sinned. I cheated on my husband." The janitor scanned in the book until he found "adultery". He told the woman to say 50 "Hail Mary's" and wash in holy water. Next came a man who told the janitor, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I had oral sex with another man." The janitor looked and looked but he couldn't find a penance listed for oral sex. He leans out of the cubicle and whispered to an altar boy: "Hey, boy, what does the priest give for oral sex?" With a smile, the boy replied, "Five dollars and a candy bar!"
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12-21-2005
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| i see daves balls Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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| thats a low blow mike......bada bing!!
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| Off The Deep End   Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32
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  | Nice one and then bam that was hitting below the belt!!!
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| i see daves balls Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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| mikes used to giving low blows shutter.......hes on his knees a lot!  luv ya mike!! you sweet thing you!!
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| I sense that, look in his closet and there are a bunch of worn out knee pads
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!  Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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