12-21-2005
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| i see daves balls    Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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| Q & A Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your momma Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his butt Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead? A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up Q: What do the gynecologist and the pizza delivery guy have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it Q: Why does a bride wear white? A: Because the dishwasher should match the stove and the refrigerator. Q: How is pubic hair like parsley? A: You push it to the side before you start eating Q: What is blonde, has six legs and roams Michael Jackson's dream every night? A: mike Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her chain too long Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw Q: What do you call a dog with 4" legs and 6" steel balls? A: Sparky Q: What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky? A: Wayne takes a shower after three periods Q: What's somewhat brown and often found in children's underpants? A: Michael Jackson's hand Q: How is a woman like a condom? A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your member Q: What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken? A: By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in. Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike? A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing and in the end, you lose your house Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S. Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a hoe? A: A hoe sleeps with everybody at the party and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
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12-21-2005
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!   Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| A few of those are just plain wrong/funny.
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Touche,2ox,touche'.... 
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| Off The Deep End  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32
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__________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now. |
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