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Old 12-21-2005   #1
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Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts & Deer Nuts?

A: Beer Nuts are $2.49 and Deer Nuts are under a buck.


(Lame, I know, but I'm bored.)
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I think those deer nuts are under Jeremys bumper on his truck TnE.
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Hadn't thought of that.

Q: Know why the nuts are under the back of the truck?

A: Because the dickhead is in the driver's seat.


That's in no way a dig at Jeremy. He seems like a cool enough guy, but he really disappointed me when he got the truck nuts.
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yeah I know....it was kind of "neck" wasnt it.....
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I loathe those things. Whenever I see them on a vehicle, I always want to run the driver off the road. What on earth would possess a person to put something like that on their vehicle?
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so they can tell the difference between a boy and girl truck?
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That must be it. Either way, I can think of about 100,000 other things I'd rather drop $30 on.
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$30?!?!?!

$30 dollars for swinging nuts sounds like some sweat shirt hooker activity to me.
$30 for truck nuts is crazy
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Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts & Deer Nuts?

A: Beer Nuts are $2.49 and Deer Nuts are under a buck.


(Lame, I know, but I'm bored.)
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"$30 for truck nuts is crazy"

Yeah. I had to find out how much they were. I had to see how much people were wasting on the things. I have no idea why they annoy me so much. Oh, they also make smaller versions for motorcycles.
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Crotch rocket nuts? What next??
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Crotch rocket nuts? What next??

nuts to put on your nuts that are already there
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nuts to put on your nuts that are already there
Okay, not that's just plain nuts!
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